Catch my Breath

You take the fun outta everything. I’ll just try to steal the rights from you. Famous people do it all the time right?

Don't be a baby. If you ask me, I put the fun in everything. Don't hate on me because I'm cooler than you. Oh yeah? How do think you're going to do that now that you've told me you would?

That’s a great explanation. I might have to steal it from you and copyright it.

Too bad. It's already copyrighted and shit to me. No stealing. You don't want to go to jail, Bryan. Who knows what'll happen to you in jail.

Can someone explain to me why college textbooks are so expensive?

Once upon a time, College liked to take everyone's money because it was a joke. The end. There you go. I explained it perfectly. You're welcome.

stupidwolves:

Holly,

Free cake? Lead the way. I’m Olivia by the way.

Holly. Holly Reyes. And It's only going to be free if we swipe it. You up for the, Olivia?

Oh but I did—-although since I am being generous for once, blame it on my sister, I would share one slice with you.

It’s now a mental note not to eat cake around you.

Well shit. I just ruined that for myself. You never heard me say that.

Whoa—-you actually thought you’d get cake. Sorry that wouldn’t have even happened. 

I would've just taken the cake before you even noticed.

Are you usually prone to violence?

Only on my bad days, which is pretty much every other day. Problem?

Please do so, that would be amazing.

You can bet your tiny ass that I will. Just shove a caroler in my direction and make sure to bring popcorn.

Yeah I’d most likely burn that poor thing or worse…not cook it right

And there went all my hopes of getting a free cake. Damn.

I’m incredibly tired of all the early carolers.

Same here. I swear I'm going to punch the next caroler I see in the throat.

Because they like tight stuff maybe? Hah…no not even close, the thing I would make one day is probably cake—-which wouldn’t look so great.

Lame. Tight stuff is too much of a has- Hold up. Did you say cake? Who cares if it looks nice or not. The best part of a cake is how it taste.

Oh good god no, my hair is not blonde. I prefer food more than if I can fit into a pair of skinny jeans—which is why they created those lovely leggings.