Your Daily Quote From The Office

Michael Scott: Dwight? Dwight Shrute: Sorry, Michael, I've got calls to make. Michael Scott: I would like your undivided attention please. Dwight Shrute: [squarely] You couldn't handle my undivided attention.

Dwight Schrute: I stole the guest list from Jim's desk. And I search engined every female on both sides of the family. Michael Scott: Get out of here. Oh. My. God. Dwight Schrute: For instance, Pam's cousin... Jocelyn Webster [holds up Facebook profile printout] Michael Scott: There's a name! Dwight Schrute: Two years ago, she was selling a mountain bike. Michael Scott: Oh, well, tell me about Jocelyn. What's she like? Dwight Schrute: She's really into mountain biking but not so much lately. Michael Scott: Ok... Dwight Schrute: She had a couple hundred dollars to spend. I mean, if she was able to sell her bike. Michael Scott: Is that all you have on her? Dwight Schrute: Well this isn't in fact her, because it's a very common name. Michael Scott: Ok. You're an idiot.