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When your co-worker Dwight Schrute asked the whole office to visit his farm no one replied. After a week of asking people he grew sad, why doesn't anyone else like beets? So out of your loving heart you obliged to go. His face lights up and was so happy he hugged you. Of course after a milia-second he retracted awkwardly. Nonetheless here you are on your Saturday off at a beet farm. You pulled up to the farm in your 1960s red Chevy corvette. When you got to the farm house there was the farmer himself at the porch. You got out and said hello. He replied the same and preceded to talk of his 60-acre farm. You were mostly zoned out looking around. The house wasn't too bad. You zoned back in when he said "My cousin Moses also lives here." You smile and nod. He continues by showing you the nine room, one bathroom house. It really was not too shabby for a house with Dwight living in it. Though the rooms seemed odd. So when he announced it was time to actually farm you were a bit disappointed to go away from the house. Then while you were helping pick the beets you met Moses. A bit odd but surprisingly not insane, he was. When you all went back outside at sunset to shower off taking turns in the one bathroom under the dwelling. After this Dwight offered you to stay the night. You agreed and chose the nighttime room and when into a room with dark oak furnishing and almost blackish-blue walls. The only thing illuminating it was the ceiling light in the shape of a moon. You pointed out the lamp admiring it and Dwight who was turning to leave added it changed its shape with the moon cycles. You nodded and when he left for dresses in some nightgown, now out of the spare clothes Dwight had given you after showering and took the blue covers with stars stitched on them and fell asleep. When you woke up you were greeted by Moses saying that breakfast was ready. You got up and ate the beets and grits humbly. You just smiled and the left when Dwight mentions beet wine. You had a fair excuse of your abscense. I mean babysitting is important.

The next week at Dunder Mifflin.

After a long day at work you were tired, after all being a secretary at the largest booming paper company in Pennsylvania was not easy. Especially when Michael Scott was too optimistic to care about any business affairs. He was still extremely attractive however. Anyways Y/N had grabbed her jacket and was about to head out for the day when she heard Michael. "Wait, Y/N!". Y/ N turned, "Yes Michael" she replied.  "I need you to help me!" The beautiful Secretary hummed in response and followed her boss to his office. Then he explained flustered what he needed. " Okay well up you know the teambuilding exercise I have planned this weekend? " Y/N nodded. "I need you to help lead it." She nodded a bit confused. " I thought Jan was going to help though. " Her boss just responded with a quick she has other plans. Then you left.

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Disclaimer: I do not own any of The Office characters or direct quotes from the show. 

Ryan x OC 

Part 2

  After the unpleasant interactions had concluded, I made my way to my desk that was located towards the back wall behind an older looking man. "Hello" he turned around and asked "So new in town huh?" "Yeah" I put my stuff down trying to keep the small talk at a minimum. "Watch out for that guy." He said pointing at Jim. I looked at him and wondered if he was either senile or if there was something in the water in this place that made everyone bat shit crazy.   Noon rolled around and I decided to take my break and grab a snack from the vending mechine. When I opened the door I saw Jim and Pam look my direction and suddenly get quiet. I could almost physically feel the tension and wondered what that was about. "Sorry to interrupt. I…" "Nope. You’re not interrupting anything. Nope. I’m… " he said looking rather nervous. "All right" I said interupting him. I made my way towards the vending machine with the tense quiet still in the air. "I should get back to work." Jim said to Pam "Yeah. I know, me too." They both walked out leaving me wondering if I should mention this to Karen, since they had just begun to date, but I decided to just mind my own business. It was probably nothing. I scanned the vending machine with my eyes then suddenly, I heard someone come in. "Can't decide huh?". I turned to see who the voice came from. It was the cute guy from earlier standing at the doorway with his hands in his pockets. "Yeah lots of options" I said gritting my teeth at the corny statement. He smiled and held out his hand. " I'm Ryan by the way I haven't gotten to introduce myself yet, uh, Beth right not Elizabeth." I replied with a smile meeting his hand with mine for the handshake. I looked into his striking blue eyes and felt my stomach jump a little. It had been a while since I felt this feeling and I forgot how good it felt. "Yeah, nice to meet you Ryan." I was glad to finally get his name instead of referring to him as the cute guy. "Well since your having a tough time choosing and if you're on break I just took mine too. Maybe I could take you out to lunch? I could show you one of those super exciting Scranton hot spots. You could cash in one of those coupons in your gift bag." he joked. Was he asking me out on a lunch date? I knew for sure I wasn't ready to start dating right now. To be commiting to anything right now other than getting my life together. I was living in a hotel goodness sakes. I didn't want anything to hold me back from my goals. My brain was telling me 'NO NO NO' over and over again concidering the fact that he was also my co-worker but if I was being completely honest with myself, my body was telling me yes. A little fun wouldn't hurt.                                  "Mm.. sure okay maybe we coul--"                      "Oh my god Ryan! There you are I was looking everywhere for you." A girl said running into the breakroom wrapping her arms around his waist. Ryan groaned and rolled his eyes. "Oh hi.." she said in a rather catty tone not even having the courtesy of introducing herself. "Kelly do you really have to know where I'm at all times?"    "You know what, I'm actually not that hungry um.. I'm just going to go back to my desk." I said inserting some coins and choosing a granola bar from the machine. All during which Kelly was blabbering on about some celebrity gossip to Ryan. Does this girl stop to talking to breath? Honestly, it's almost impressive how much she can say in a short amount of time. The granola bar finally fell to the bottom. I grabbed it and made my way out the break room as fast as could.                                                                        The rest of the day consisted of watching a very  interesting orientation video staring Michael and Dwight, way too many meetings one of which resulting in Tony qutting, and ending in the air being let out of all the cars in the parking lot. The day felt as if it lasted forever. Karen, Phyllis, Stanley, Martin, Ryan and myself ended up gathering in a circle to talk. Stanley, Phyllis, and Ryan explained to us how this day was pretty tame compared to other days. "Trust me. It only gets worse." Stanley says. "Is he always like this?" Martin asked."Sometimes he brings more costumes." Ryan answered. I reflected on the day again and realized I had hardly gotten any work done.                                                  "When do people work?" I asked the group.     "Oh, we find little times during the day." Phyllis said answering my question.                           "How are we going to get home?" "Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he’d fill all our tires up."  "Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration" Karen said.  Phyllis smiled at her and we all continued to chat for a little while hearing Stanley, Phyllis and Ryan tell us more Michael Scott stories. 

  Finally, 5 o'clock. Bob Vance had all the cars tires filled and everyone headed toward the door out of the office. "Hey are you ready?" Karen asked me stopping at my desk. "Yeah you go ahead, I still have to put these in here" I said as I put some folders into my desk drawer. "Alright meet you down there, do you want to grab a drink. I could sure use one after today." "Yes. Please that is exactly what I was thinking." We both laughed and she walked out the door. "Beth, you haven't left yet." Ryan said sounding relieved. "Could I talk to you?" I shrugged and nodded waiting for him to continue. "Listen...about earlier.." "Oh you don't owe me an explanation. Really I'm not really um.. looking to see anybody right now.." "Oh..right maybe as like friends or something we could hangout.. or.." "Maybe, I have to get going. Karen's waiting for me. I'll see you tomorrow Ryan." I said a pretty coldly. I was a little vexed that he was still seeming to try to get me to go out with him even though something was clearly between him and Kelly. "Okay.. see you tomorrow" he replied sounding disappointed? I don't know. And whatever was going on between him and Kelly I knew I wanted no part in being in the middle of that.   Karen and I arrived back at the hotel which  conveniently had a bar next door. Jim met us there and we had a few drinks and shared a few laughs refeclting on our day at work. Jim and Karen finished their last drink while I was still babysitting my half finished one. "Do you want us to wait for you?" "No! No you guys go ahead I'm done being third wheel tonight " I joked being half serious. I liked hanging out with them but I wanted to give them their space. We said our goodbyes and Jim and Karen made their way out of the bar.   "A scotch neat please." I hear someone say at one bar stool down from me. I turned and saw an extremely good looking man there. He was older than me. Maybe 15-20 years older but he was incredibly handsome. Black hair, brown eyes, some stubble and I noticed he was very tall before he sat down easily 6 foot. He turned to me noticing that I was looking at him.  "Hi there." He said smirking at me.  "Hi.." I said feeling my face get a little hot. "Can I buy you another drink?" He asked. "Oh no thanks I have to work tomorrow." He nodded and held out his hand "Elijah" "Beth" I answered simply mirroring his introduction. I shook his hand. This kind of attention was so foreign to me. Having been married up until about a month and some days ago, I never even really experienced dating. Elijah and I ended up talking for a little while. He was born here in Scranton and lived in Phili but was visiting his parents. We continued to talk and somehow ended up revealing we were both divorced. Something we had in common that I knew for a fact not many people my age understood. He was so put together and sure of himself. It was so sexy and refreshing. The conversation kept going and the flirting was getting a little heavy. I looked at the bar's clock realizing it was getting pretty late. "I should get going I have work in the morning, well in a few hours." I said. "Yeah I should get going too. I leave tomorrow evening. Here's my business card with my work number and my cell number. Give me a call sometime if you want. I come to Scranton pretty frequently. If you're ever in Phili too." We both got up off the bar stools and I grabbed my purse and put it over my shoulder. "Yeah definitely. I had fun thanks for a great conversation I had a pretty rough day." "Well I'm glad to hear I turned it around. I'll walk you next door." When we got to the front entrance, I looked up at him and he smiled down at me.  "Goodnight, Beth." he said to me leaning down to kiss my cheek. "Goodnight, Elijah" I replied with a smile and entered the lobby of the hotel.                                    I lay in bed and stared at the ceiling and thought for a little while about this evening. I had fun Elijah but the thought of that lunch date with Ryan kept creeping into my mind. How would it have gone? What would he have been like? What would we have talked about? How would it have...ended. I closed my eyes and began to trace my finger down my exposed belly and slipped it under the elastic of my panties. I bit my lip and let out a gentle sigh. Without warning I pictured the ending of the lunch date.. in the back of his car. I snapped myself out of that thought immediately. Honestly what the actual hell was wrong with me. My only priority right now had to be to work and get into law school. Nothing more. Nothing was going to stop me.  

Disclaimer: I do not own any of The Office characters or direct quotes from the show. 

Ryan x OC 

Part 1

It was my last day at the Stamford branch of the Dunder Mifflin paper company. Unfortunately that didn't mean I was finally quiting this boring dead-end job. It meant that our manager Josh quit, abandoning the original plan of having the Scranton branch merge with us. I was pretty annoyed at the fact that I was going to completely uproot my life and relocate for a job that was only suppose to be temporary to get me through school but here I was. To say I had a rough year would be an understatement. I was 26 and already had a failed marriage to add to my list of mistakes. I finished my bachelor's degree but my next goal of getting into law school got put on the back burner with this divorce I was completely blind sided with. Marrying my high school boyfriend at 21 wasn't one of my brightest ideas but hey live and learn right? My divorce was finalized a month ago and I was actually starting to think maybe a change in scenery would be good for me. Moving to a different city would help avoid any awkward run ins with my ex husband around town. Also, my friend Karen with so I wouldn't feel like the only new kid is class. I became friends with the new guy Jim as well and got use to the camera crew, he brought with him, being around all the time at work. He also talked to Karen and I about a few things we should expect. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad. I threw away Andy's "Stamford RIP" hat with the others and continued to pack my desk. Andy started talking to Jim, trying to get the inside scoop on how to kiss ass to the new boss. "This is going to be an adventure" Karen said to Jim. "Yes. This is going to be very interesting. All right, I’m out of here. See you later." he responded. "Right on." she said after they exchanged a high five. I immediately noticed the look she gave the back of his head. "See ya Beth." "Bye, Jim." I waved as he left. "Right on." I said mocking Karen's super obvious infatuation for Jim. "You love him." "Okay.. stop I don't love him. I do like him though, a lot." She said laughing we both giggled about it for a few more seconds until we see Andy rolling Josh's computer out of his office. "Is that Josh's comput--" "What??" Andy interrupts Karen without stopping. She turns to me at me with a confused look on her face. I just shrug my shoulders.