The _oe Dictionary

GAVIN. Got rekt by BitchCat. Bok Bok. RIP.

TV Show Concept An abandoned oil rig, out at sea rigged with cameras for a reality TV show. Ten to fifteen neds are placed on the rig where they must survive and the winner wins a bottle of Buckfast. “DAY ONE ON NEDRIG, IT’S BEEN FIFTEEN MINUTES AND DANNY IS STRUGGLING TO GET ON WITH THE OTHERS” “Aye pure dingy man! AH cannae be lettin ya call my ma a dug! Gonnae stab yous tomorrow aye pure gonnae do you in pally for callin’ her a dug!” “DAY TWO ON NEDRIG. DANNY’S BEEN SHANKED BY SHANE WHO’S PLANNING TO SWIM TO THE SHORE.” “I tellin’ yous I didnae fail my swimming lessons, I’ll show you pally I’ll swim it. I swear on my sistars life."

Posh Scottish Lad “Don’t be so facetious.” “Wit the fuck dis that mean ya PSL?” "Posh? No. How dare you. I don't even own a single peacock."

Verb Synonym: Redistribute The art of hanging onto a present you didn’t want to give to someone else at a different occasion. Regiftibuting is an art you must take seriously as to regiftribute the gift you were given back to it’s original sender will cause mass upset. N.B. - Issues arise with items which are seasonal, such as festive gift boxes of soaps, Easter presents and frankly anything seasonal. Helen got given a large box of lemon truffles and bath oil, Helen hates lemon things so saved them to give to Tracy for her 30th birthday later that month.

Correction: Olives are actually great. I was mistaken.

A ticket inspector on the Edinburgh Trams who is overly strict and over enforces rules, bans or and seems harsh for no reason, not having your ticket ready is practically a federal offence. They often apply their full powers to passengers who disagree with them in the slightest. “Shit boys, get your tickets out the Tram Nazi’s are coming”

Place that sounds like an STI.   Gogar is a predominantly rural area of Edinburgh, Scotland. Only reason most people know it exists is because of the depot for the new Edinburgh Trams which is located at Gogar

“Stay Classy San Diego” 

“Hey Jim, what’s the weather like?” “Well Tim...It’s so cold outside it’s P.F.B”

A poop that’s big enough to clog the bog. “Robin’s poop was a total bog clogger”

Noun Haircut with short back and sides.

North Britain or England's Toupee (previously known as Scotland), is a small village near Norway. Part of Great Britain since 1707, it has tried to get a divorce several times, including a failed coup in 2014 when despite loads of Braveheart-style nonsense the miserly drunks realised they couldn't hack it on the world stage. The town of Paisley is the death capital of the world. The best damn country in the whole universe. Most Americans think it's all just hills and sheep. They're wrong. There is hills, sheep and IRN BRU - the best beverage known to man according to locals. Useful tourist phrases Hello - Whit the fuck are you lookin at bytheway. Could you help me, please? - Hey you geez ten quid fae some smack innit ahm pure gwan mental so ah am No thank you - Ach fuxache gaunnae fuck aff afore ah chib ye, eh? I would like these flowers, please - Youse keep edgy for the polis whilst ah pan the windaes Is this train going to [X]? - Mah bellend's pure loupin affa shaggin yon manky bud wiz fukn pus drippin offa its pishflaps ahm tellin ya What does the chef recommend? - Wiz fukn mental wi it last night innit fukn five bottles ae bucky nutted a fukn polis n lay in a pool ae ma oan pish in ma close fae sen oors fukn pure dead brewyinnt mate

Brexit is the righteous, democratic vote of millions of people deciding that they don't want their country being run by libtards in the corrupt European Union. For the first time in their life, many liberals actually experienced something not going their way, and promptly went apeshit. Some shouted that this was a fix, and other shouted that every leave voter was a racist, despite there being many other reasons for leaving the EU. If you ever need evidence of liberals being bad losers, here it is.

THNAIL Noun The best thing about the outdoors when it comes to living things. The Thnail is an absolute bro.

Noun Full body scratch. Dave spent all night having an FBS.

“They’re disgusting, vile, gorgeous”