#buckfast

was away for the weekend i bet my neighbours can tell i'm back on account of the bird screaming and my cackling at the new sfth video

i show u spare key. you do not TAKE spare key. now i cry of anxiety

i could never understand how there are roadkilled birds on 20 and 30 mph roads, like, surely you’d slow down a bit to give them enough time to get away?? but just now i saw a guy go from parked to about 20mph within about 10 metres (STILL in the parking area) right in front of a seagull like he didn’t even care. so anyway to that guy i sure hope you don’t have someone do that to you with their car xo 👀

i hope the people who park right in front of my door know that i am good at holding grudges and remembering number plates

okay it's been four hours i'm getting a lil tired of the music reverberating through the floor now

@ the people outside i get whooping and shouting at 10pm on the weekend but it is sunday it is the lord's day and also the day before monday there are so many reasons for you to shut up