@irlsunbeam @bazzledazzle @formersacrifice

Jesus

Um, well, Baz is attractive, but I don't know them super well so...they'd probably be my F

I'd marry Estella; but um. Not for romantic purposes? But if it was needed, I would. Plus, I can't kill her. Mickey would kill me. Definitly can't fuck her either; even that mental image is so...ick

And so that leaves Wynne, sorry Wynne.

[User almost just deletes everything; but decides against it at the last second]

Ever? Hm. There was a guy I met in San Francisco in the '50's. He was probably like 55, and he would exercise by running across the Golden Gate Bridge every morning, followed by a quick surf at the beach. He said that he had been following that pattern since the bridge had opened, which was in '37. He had really long hair that was basically white, but I don't think I saw him repeat a hairstyle. He owned a bookstore that doubled as a piercing studio/bar/laundromat. His name was....George, I think? He spoke like 10 languages and had just collected books as he had traveled, so a lot weren't even in English, but half the reason you stopped by was to just hear his stories. He was a fantastic storyteller.

A few things! The most fun one is my age though, people always struggle with their guesses for whatever reason

Hmm, did you ever hear about the Keys 12?

It was a case three years ago? Three and a half? Where, like, 5 boats were found completely abandoned in the Florida Keys, with their patrons turning up drowned a few days after the boats were found. It wasn't all at once either! It was spread over a few months, but in a weird sequence. Like, 1 happened, and then a month later it happened again, and then a week after that it happened twice in a day; followed by nothing for about 3 months (though there are conspiracies that something did happen during that time; I won't get into that now, though!), and then the final two occurrences happened within 3 days of each other.

The boats were found to be in working order, with no signs of a struggle or anything else. Only one of the boats had a camera on it, but it was facing outwards, not inwards, and it didn't do audio. So the only shot for a while was a pixelated shot of a guy just disappearing off the side of a boat, followed by two others on a misty night. Weird thing was they didn't seem distressed, more happy than anything.

I actually started covering it after the second one! So I spent a lot of time in Florida. When it cooled off during those 3 months, people kept telling me that it was over and I should just move on to the next story, but I just had a feeling it wasn't over yet, you know? Everyone had their own theories, and it couldn't be confidently said that it was serial killer-y, which meant that the theories got way out of hand. Turns out the answer was that a nearby factory that was more or less run without humans being on-site, and it was illegally burning some things together that, when released into the atmosphere, caused people to hallucinate. It was strongest right around the area of the factory, so by the time it dissipated out towards the beaches a dozen miles down the way, it was harmless. Unfortunately, those boats just ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time for too long a time. The part where it was happening was known for rough water, so by the time the person ended up in the water, it was game over for them.

Hmmm

My go-to sub order is a 12-inch turkey, ham, chedder cheese with lettuce and mayo. It's usually enough for 2 meals!

...I am intrigued. Perhaps you will see me at that address. No promises, though.

To find my brothers killer

To figure out what I want

To be successful

Can't give that away, otherwise you'll look for that inspiration in my articles