Spike the Dragon

"Hmm. That’s a good one! Lemme see..."

Spike tapped his chin as he pondered the question.

"I mean, I guess I’m most like an earth pony now, since I can’t fly yet and I don’t really have any kind of magic powers or anything. But having magic would be so cool! And so would flying! Well, as long as it’s not on Twilight’s back, I mean."

Suppressing a shudder as he remembered that experience, he spoke again.

1: Punch you in the face.

2: Kiss your eyelids.

3.: Kick you in the shins.

4: Stab you.

5: Kidnap you for my own reasons.

6: Hug you and kiss your forehead tenderly.

7: Slap you.

8: Give you a shoulder rub.

9: Hand over a flower as a gift.

10: Insult your mother.

11: Grope your bum.

12: Compliment your hair.

13: Throw your most precious item into a fire.

14: Ask you out on a date.

15: Do you a favour.

16: Trip you down some stairs.

17: Friendly hug.

18: Awkwardly try to hit on you/flirt with you.

19: Have a Freudian slip about your fat butt.