do not go gentle into that good night

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[depression x coffee espresso: already manic but trying to stay that way, thrives on feeling out of control, smokes cigarettes french press: getting out of bed every day is a struggle, drinks day old cofffee sometimes, very into sad art black coffee: on meds that don’t work, has a slight xanax addiction, stays up until 4 AM watching netflix, “self care” not in vocabulary green tea: read that green tea boosts metabolism so drinks a gallon a day even though it tastes like dirt, definitely has an ED but won’t admit it, probably vegan mocha: hates the taste of coffee but needs the caffeine, cries a lot, idealizes their childhood as the last time they were happy starbucks skinny vanilla latte: fake depression hoe, “yoga and meditation really helped me,” always talking about their journey]

The last season of America is getting crazier every day.

me, a bisexual: i think this character is gay someone, knocking my door down: but what if they were bisexual? did you know that bisexuality exists? nice to see you don’t believe bisexuality is real you b me: please get out of my house

golden retrievers are named that b/c their hearts are made of solid gold & they emit a golden aura, also b/c no matter where they are it looks like the sun is shining