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♥ “You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana” ♥ ODD THINGS MODELS WRITE OFF ON THEIR TAXES: Mystic tanning, Bobby pins, Hair pieces, Nude thongs, Exfoliators, Eyelash curlers, Visine and Chicken Cutlets (AKA plastic boobies). ♥ I’m going on the cucumber diet! That, or cotton balls. Which is cheaper? ♥ If someone has to describe you, they’ll say “oh she weighs like 90, 100 lbs”. ♥ Fridge pickers wear big knickers. ♥ An empty stomach is not a good political adviser. - Albert Einstein ♥ Make fat your bitch. ♥ I’m not telling you it will be easy, I’m telling you it will be worth it. ♥ Time spent wasting is not wasted time. ♥ Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. ♥ Drink some cider vinegar – it curbs your appetite, speeds up metabolism and detoxes your liver and basically flushes you out. ♥ COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE! It is a well known appetite suppressant. The caffeine keeps you from feeling slow and lethargic when your calories are low and it hypes up your metabolism. ♥ Drink water with a green tea packet and real lemon juice. This helps burn fat quicker, and boosts metabolism over %1 every day you drink it. ♥ A penis in your pussy. A cucumber in your mouth. ♥ Eat on lighter colored plates whenever you can, you will eat more on a darker plate. You eat less with blue dishes. ♥ DIET COKE! It’s amazing – it’ll fill you up and after a while, it actually tastes better than regular. ♥ Everyday, I eat about 2 sheets of Sushi Seaweed. Each sheet has only about 10 calories, and recent studies have found that a fibrous material in it, alginate, can reduce the body’s fat retention by 75%. ♥ Sleep at least 6 hours a night. Less than 6 hours sleep a night stimulates appetite by 15%. ♥ Learn to LOVE that empty feeling in your stomach. Trust me, you’ll feel disgusting when it starts filling up again. ♥ SKINNY, SKINNY, SKINNY Bitches ^_~ ♥ It’s ok to baby powder your balls… ♥ “I eat laxatives like they’re Godivas.” - Glamour knows no pain.
