REVAMPED. REVITALIZED. REBORNED.

HELLO. IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME.

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I’VE BEEN COMPOSING MY FINAL OPUS TO COINSIDE WITH ALL OF THE OTHER TRACKS YOU’VE BEEN SHOWN THUS FAR.

IT’S SIXTEEN TRACKS OF ACTION, ADVENTURE, HORROR, FEAR, TRAGEDY AND YES. EVEN THE DISGUSTING PALPATATIONS OF THE HEART.

YOU CAN FIND IT HERE AND ALSO PROBABLY ELSEWHERE LATER.

ON THIS MOMENTOUS DAY. I WILL BE ANNOUNCING OFFICIALLY A HIATUS. DURING WHICH I CAN REFLECT ON THE NEW BOLD ARTISTIC DIRECTIONS I WOULD LIKE TO ASPIRE TOWARDS. BECAUSE IN LIGHT OF CERTAIN EVENTS. IT IS CLEAR THAT IN ORDER TO BE THE INTENTIONALLY MOST WORST THING. I MUST TRY HARDER.

SO MUCH HARDER.

I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU. EXCEPT FOR IN THE VERY DELIBERATE AND PURPOSEFUL WAY THAT I WILL.

DID YOU ALL FORGET THAT THIS WAS A THING. WELL. BE CAREFUL NOT TO FORGET THAT PRACTICING DUE CAUTION IS A MUST. I WORKED EXTRA HARD ON THIS ONE. SO LISTENING TO IT WILL BE SUCH AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE THAT IT IS LIKELY THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING YOU WILL EVER ACCOMPLISH. TO HAVE SOME OF MY SOUND MAGIC RUB OFF ONTO YOUR SOUL.

(YOU'RE WELCOME.)

I AM GLAD YOU ALL ENJOYED MY LAST INSTALLMENT. BUT I DO NOT THINK YOU REALIZE EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE IN FOR. YOU SEE, THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST STEP. IN A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND STEPS, ON A TREADMILL. A TREADMILL FACING THE BRILLIANT DAWN OF MY MUSIC CAREER. THAT YOU WILL ALL WALK. FOREVER.

YOU ARE FIRMLY BUCKLED THE FUCK IN. AND THE VELOCITIES AT WHICH THIS ALBUM WILL APPROACH THE COOL BARRIER ARE SO DEADLY. THAT UNFASTENING YOUR SAFETY RESTRAINTS NOW WOULD MEAN INSTANT DEATH. SO FOR YOUR SAKE I HIGHLY RECOMMEND REMAINING “TUNED IN.”

YOU HAVE ALL WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT. WELL. REST ASSURED THAT THIS IS NOTHING BUT A TASTE. A TASTE OF THE ENTIRE WORK THAT IS MY ORCHESTRAL SOUNDS JOURNEY. TOGETHER. WE WILL LAUGH. WE WILL CRY. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY. WE WILL ROCK THE FUCK OUT.

HERE IS A SMALL SAMPLE OF THE DREAM LULLABY THAT WILL PUT YOUR LIFE TO REST. IT IS ONLY THE FIRST OF MANY ARTISTIC SOUND SOLILOQUIES TO COME WITHIN DUE TIME. FOR NOW I HOPE YOU CAN SLUMBER PEACFULLY KNOWING THAT THERE IS A NEW GOD GENRE OF MUSIC.

I SEE YOU ARE ALL HERE. HARD AT WORK MAKING ' MUSIC '. THINKING I WOULD NOT FIND OUT. DID YOU ALL FORGET THAT ARRANGING ' SOUNDS ' TO PRODUCE ' EMOTION ' IS A THING THAT I INVENTED? YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU DID. THIS IS IN FACT THE THEME HERE. THAT YOU ARE RIDING MY MAGIC COAT TAILS LIKE STARVED URCHINS. HOPING TO MOCK MY UNRIVALED CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE. TO THE FORMS OF ART. (ALL OF THEM.) EVEN AFTER I HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED THE PINNACLE OF THE CRAFT. (IT KEEPS HAPPENING.) BUT THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE MOCKED HERE TODAY IS YOU. SURELY THIS IS SIMPLY ONE OF THE TYPICAL ERRORS OF YOUR FEEBLE WITHERING INTELLECTS. IF YOU COULD EVEN COMPLIMENT THEM SO MUCH. SO FOR THAT REASON. AND ALSO THE REASON THAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIND YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE. I WILL NOT DESTROY YOU IN TERRIBLE WAYS. YOU SEE, I AM A REASONABLE GUY. EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES. ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE YOU. SO IN THIS SPECIFIC CASE I WILL "LET A THING GO." YOU MAY BE WONDERING THEN. AS A BABY WOULD IN ITS DUMB HOLLOW BRAIN. "CALIBORN. WHY. WHY ARE YOU HERE." I HAVE COME TO ANNOUNCE THAT I, TOO, WILL BE PRODUCING MY OWN ORIGINAL AUDIO CONTENT. COMING SOON. VERY SOON. BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH. BECAUSE ONCE I RELEASE MY CREATION INTO BEING. ONCE I EMIT THE LUSCIOUS NOISES FROM MY SOUL. TO CLOG YOUR VORACIOUS SOUND GUTTERS. ONCE I DROP. THE SICKEST. HOTTEST FIRES THAT WILL EVER BE DROPPED. BY MAN OR CHERUB. THIS WORLD WILL BE FOREVER CHANGED.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE THIEVING PHILISTINES AT @act8official HAVE BEGUN A DEARTH OF CONTENT. BECAUSE THEY ARE PROBABLY LAZY ASSHOLES. WELL. FROM THEIR SHADOW WILL RISE MY GENIUS. AS USUAL. I AM YOUR DELIVERANCE FROM THEIR INCOMPETENCE. I AM THE BRIGHTEST DAY. TO THEIR BLACKEST NIGHT. I AM. THEIR TRUSTY NEMESIS. AND I WILL NEVER FAIL TO SHOW THEM UP. OVER AND OVER. BECAUSE IT IS SO EASY.

THERE IS NOW NEW SHIT THAT I HAVE DEVISED FOR YOUR CONSUMING.

IF I WERE YOU I WOULD CLICK ON THIS IMMEDIATELY AND THEN BE ENTERTAINED AND ASTOUNDED. AT THE DELICIOUS STORY CANDIES WITHIN. JITTERING LIKE LITTLE FAIRIES AROUND A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL STUFF EVERYONE LIKES.

BUT UNLIKE FAIRIES, WHICH ARE MADE UP BULLSHIT. THIS EXCELLENCE IS VERY REAL.