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According to wiki-how, the homeless are not human. google "how to be human" and see if your a person or not.

Im just going to do it secretly now.

for getting crumbs in your bed

Steril, medical language, indicating that they believe, they are the entity.

If a man posts in the woods, and nobodies around to read it...

The fact that Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, is directly responsible for Impressions being the lowest form of comedy

Unlike hawking, im not throwing you a party... no I invited time travelers of my own, Mwah HA HA HA HA. This is an AMBUSH, get him Future boys!

Do not, my freind let the creatively bankrupt villainy, compel you into mundanity! Think of the Myriad potentials such a humble tortilla is capable of containing. My god, you can put ANYTHING in a tortilla. MANKING WAS NOT READY FOR THIS POWER.

too bad this void blinks.

oh no

So its fun to say "hey do you smell eggs?" and watch them go crazy. I have no idea why the smell of eggs is so scary to people. I dont know what smell is.

Fun fact, you can ask for the Pickle juice, at most restaurants.

he works at nintendo

Its hard to be angry with jaunty tune i suppose.

No, it wasn't the first time she asked.

are they? they sleep alot, maybe their updating. meow.

so uh, just chilling in my yard, bird lands. "hey bird" I said. Using bird noises. in reality, "CAW CAW" said the human "whos a pretty birdy" the bird responed in perfect english. I whispered to myself "im going to marry that bird"