The Neutral Face

A Cornucopia of Dystopia 

Just be yourself. Because odds are, you’ll end up by yourself.

I always think of the wittiest remarks after the party’s over and I'm having my teeth cleaned by an overzealous dentist. 

For the second time, I sat next to a stranger on the train who was reading the same book as me. 

Almost as thrilling as a murder swap. 

Me for the next 4 years.

Best of all: he slipped the word Dickens onto book covers. 

(-_-)

I do not fear life as a cat lady.

Excuse me while I drop dead.

Secret’s out: I can’t fill the bra with my name on it.

Looking forward to an afternoon therapy session followed by a screening of Vertigo.

The mango ices at my local pizzeria taste suspiciously like peach.

I'm gone a few months and the whole damn place falls apart. 

Cashier: Can I get your number? 

Me: 

Cashier: For our rewards program. 

Me: 

My To Do List consists of two items:

Schedule physical

Schedule vacation

Celebrating Children's Book Week with some creepy kid lit.