Everything is Alright

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris Mckay

Breath of the Wild Wired Controller coming for the Nintendo Switch

DM: congratulations. You’re fifteen and engaged to a slime.

Please share if you know who’s the artist, so I can credit here. I do not own this.

(Party is fighting a flame drake) Rogue: I run up and stab him in the muffin. DM: In… in the muffin? Rogue: Yep. DM: Okay then, you stab the drake in the muffin, which I’m going to say is around the kidney area, for 6 damage. [Monk], it’s your turn. Monk: Okay. I run up. And hit him right in the muffin. DM: Okay, no, wait, [Rogue]’s on the other side of the drake. How can you hit him in the muffin, too? Monk (as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world): Obviously, I hit him in the other muffin. DM: …I did not know that drakes had two muffins. Rogue: THEN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING A DM, DAMMIT!

The Art of George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice & Fire

I never managed to find Horace. But my duty must be done, even alone. 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

this video didn’t need to be 18 minutes long

SCOTT EARNED THE POWER OF SELF RESPECT

This is my favorite quote from the fake Hidetaka Miyazaki Twitter account.