Burning Man

Uh huh.

Is that a hint of doubt I sense?

Got it. You like getting banged for your accent.

What can I say; if you've got it, flaunt it. Though I like to think it's for my... charming personality.

What, because your accent makes you a British bone toy?

Okay, not quite how I would've put it, but yes, pretty much.

Yeah but British accent is automatically associated with sex in my head. Pretty sure it’s the same for a lot of other American girls.

See, that is exactly why I love American's so much.

Someone projectile vomiting in my comparative political communication class was all the hint I needed to cut for the rest of the day.

Oh that's just nasty.

Simmer, sparky.  I called them unexciting because they are.  There’s a chance I would have understood them fighting over a box of Godiva truffles, but not a Mars bar.  Okay, you’re really telling me that you’d rather have a chocolate bar than a car?

Chocolate is chocolate. All types are exciting... except white chocolate. Those are just dull and boring, and gross; very gross. Well, since I already have a car, my answer is yes.

Why would you want to escape it? This is America, accents mean automatic babe magnet.

Never said I did. Mind you, everyone has an accent, you know.

That explains the accent.

Yeah, it's usually a dead giveaway. Can't escape the accent.

And home would be?

London.

Pretty sure food is the way to a lot of people’s hearts. Even the extra healthy ones. 

I can't argue with that. Everyone loves food.

Okay, you’re a little weird. Not a bad weird.

In my defense, it's normal back home.

Really? You call everybody love? 

Well, yeah.

Journalism. And don’t call me love. You barely know me.

Journalism, cool. Oh, sorry. Force of habit.

So, what do you do? Major wise, I mean.

Advertising. What about you, love?

Aw yes. I’m someone’s new favorite person. Happy dance. 

Well, food has always been the way to my heart.

Kimberly, actually, but everybody calls me Kim. Nice to meet you.

I'll stick with Kim, then. Lovely to meet you too.

Well you know, as Thom Yorke would say, whatever makes you happy. 

Who's Thom Yorke?