Alba Normand

Yup. Whoever’s moving into my old place probably has a bunch of new plates now. I’d kinda hoped I’d be a little better at moving by now, but here we are. And I’ve been warned not to walk around much for the time being. Vampire pumpkins are out and about, or so I hear.

I don’t think anyone has really perfected the art of moving. I’m pretty sure I left a good half of my wardrobe at my grandmother’s house. But at least you can buy more? Uh, right, I keep forgetting... or forcing myself to forget about that little detail.

Then… Just leave him alone, don’t hurt him, that’s pretty evil.

What? No, no, I’m not going to hurt him. Quite the opposite, actually. I’m a veterinarian. 

What do you do exactly?

Oh, I’m a veterinarian. 

Hello Ass Ashkent Creek, it’s your favorite television personality. No, not that one, THE OTHER ONE! I am in search of a new assistant since Franco has now gone back to school because he couldn’t take the pressure of me being far too fabulous! Please send all inquiries to me! This can be accepted as school credit. 

Huh. Didn’t know that Ashkent Creek even had a television network... or whatever you call it.

…So I’m not saying the box with my kitchenware got lost when I moved here, but I might need somebody to point me towards a good place to eat at. Oops.

Yikes, the whole box? That’s rough. There are a few places to eat, it’s usually a good idea to just take a walk through town and explore.

[pm] That’s all? But it could touch me at night, how could it

[pm] They’re good pets to have if you have nightmares. Just... you know, if they get hungry they tend to eat metal. 

Uh, a few months. Not really that long.

One of my co-workers saved a cat that got caught in a tree the other day. Er– well, I guess it wouldn’t be saving it if the cat wanted to get away from people. I’ve never had a cat dangling from my hair, but I have had one sleep on my face before. And I didn’t even know it until I saw the photos.

Low level cat napping I think. Yeah? I wouldn’t reccomend it. Definitely hard on the roots. Wait - how did you not know that a cat was sleeping on your face? I would think that’s something that would be immediately known. You’re a pretty heavy sleeper, aren’t you?

That is exactly the reason I keep my hair short, animals cannot get their paws tangled in hair that isn’t there.

My point exactly. And I tend to deal with a lot of animals with particularly sharp claws not including myself.