sorry

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

I…

i don’t know why but i feel VERY compelled to reblog this

Excuse me?

women are so considerate like they’ll put all the stuff you could ever need in their bags just in case and then they carry all that weight around and they’ll give band aid’s and ibuprofen and setting powder to any stranger in need, meanwhile men just put their ugly wallets in their back pocket and that’s it

Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.

Accurate currently and always

the moon is proud of you

and so are the stars

and so is the sun 

the aliens are watching you, a little confused about your life choices but are proud of you too

I THOUGHT THERE WAS JUST ONE BUT THEN THERE WERE MORE!!

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead