There are two (2) characters that I would gladly bring to life from a book solely for the purpose of punching them in the nose:
St. John Rivers from Jane Eyre, and Victor Frankenstein.
I assume no one wants to hear my rants, just know that I despise these people with all of my being.
There are now three (3) characters that I would gladly bring to life from media solely for the purpose of punching them in the nose. Jonah Magnus, I’m coming for your kneecaps.
There are now four (4) characters that I would gladly bring to life from media solely for the purpose of punching them in the nose.
Aaronev Wilhelm Sturmvoraus, count yourself lucky that your daughter already killed you, quickly.
There are now five (5) characters that I would gladly bring to life from media solely for the purpose of punching them in the nose.
Enel, I will remove your vertebrae and feed them to you.
There are now six (6) characters that I would gladly bring to life from media solely for the purpose of punching them in the nose.
Enoshima Junko, there are no words to explain the violent rage that envelops me at your very existence.
He isn’t fictional but I would time travel for the sole sake of punching him in the nose very pettily. ROGER BACON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Everybody in the Doctor Who audio episode The Chimes of Midnight who has been an asshole to Edith, who deserves better, what the fuck, why does everyone hate this poor girl I'm going to lose my mind
