The Mouse in the Moon

I have nostalgia for places I haven’t even left yet. How did my life come to be so full of regret?

what do you even do in florida besides go to disney

cocaine

Impress them with your love-making then impress them with your law-making.

#what the fuck was wrong with thomas jefferson honestly

Guys the Westboro Baptist Church Gym is currently being controlled by a Clefairy named LOVEISLOVE

Are there screenshots? :D

I can’t believe Pokemon Go ended homophobia

funny how hot dogs come in packs of six but hot dog buns come in packs of twelve and also the united states has more blood on its hands than any other country in the world just by refusing asylum to refugees 

ever notice how you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway and also the british nation remains proud of its legacy as the world’s most murderous empire in all of recorded history and refuses to acknowledge its massacres

isn’t it pretty interesting how a ship carries cargo but a car carries shipments! it’s also funny how the western nations will teach in history class all about how the west brutally exploited Africa and the Middle East but continue to invade those same regions in the modern age “for their own good”, which is the same thing they said during the colonial era

@sydneyy-beth

explanation???????? wtf

???????????????????????????????WHAT

don’t fucking play with me this better be a damn toy

the fuck going on in my city???

Where the fuck was I?????????????????

It starts now

@beejtastical

literally i just laughed out loud for all of these

This is by far one of my favorite HP headcanon and no one can convince me that this isn’t real.