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It’s pretty late for me to be posting this, but since I don’t feel like posting anything on here for the time being due to Tumblr shitcanning itself, I have a Twitter where I’m likely to post them instead.

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Oh hey, it worked. But then this happened. Oops.
(Of course, given recent events, you could also interpret this as Tumblr slowly killing itself.)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3: 12/7 (Maybe)
Well, I guess Tumblr’s currently shitcanning itself, I don’t have to care anymore about the fact that I haven’t changed my avatar and banner in forever.
There’s no way this will go well, much less work.
Part 1
Part 2: 12/5
Part 3: 12/7
Man, all this effort needed just for a goddamned toothpick... And this is only Phase 2. It’s a good thing bubbles from a Bubble Blower can’t do this, because this fight didn’t need to be any harder than it already was. Good thing it’s only a dream match...

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It’s a hot-as-salsa day today as Pearl and Marina go to the carnival for a few rounds of G-Whack-a-Mole-E.
(Please kill me; this Splatfest sucks, the sentence above physically hurt to write, let alone read, and I’m starved for anything better and more creative than inferred weather and shitty wordplay. I had no choice because there’s no good models of salsa or guacamole or anything related to them.)
“HEY, DEDEDE, SUCK IT UP!”
I’d like to think the amount of time/effort I put into this shitpost lines up nicely with the overall production values of “Dedede: Comin’ At Ya!” This is what happens when an Escargoon model is released on the SFM workshop.
Instead of that last SFM poster I shared in my previous post, I should just use this gif whenever I lose a Splatfest. What do you think?
“So all I have to do is go up to someone’s house, say “Trick or Treat,” and then I’ll get candy?”
“Yep! And if they don’t feel like giving any out, that’s when we trick ‘em! With EGGS!”
“That seems kinda mean... There was never anything like this back in the kettles...”
“Heh, right? But don’t worry, Hilda! It’s a lot of fun! Plus, you’ve got us to accompany you, as well as Agent 3! We’ll all help you make this the best Splatoween ever!”
“Marina’s right. Now can I please take this dang picture already?”
“Thanks, you guys...”
It’s not gonna be Halloween by the time this goes up, but I felt bad about letting it pass by without an appropriate picture. It’s a little shitty since I kinda rushed it, though, especially with the lighting. And like Marina said, Enta’s here too, being the one who’s taking this commemorative picture for Hilda’s first Splatoween on the surface.
It’s Halloween today, but more importantly, it’s the last day of October, so it’s as good a time as any to finally introduce you to my Agent 8, Hilda. She’s a rather smart cookie who grew up a bit unlike other Octarians in that she didn’t believe that Inklings were as bad as others believed, even though they were responsible for the Octarians’ current lifestyle. This has caused the other Octarians to see her as a naive fool. Luckily, fate led her to being trapped in the Deepsea Metro alongside Agent 3 and Captain Cuttlefish, which eventually let her migrate to Inkopolis and start a new life.
And that’s just about all there is to say on Hilda. I’m sure I didn’t leave out anything important.

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My dude, in more ways than one, this has been a long time coming, and now the moment has finally arrived. At this point, you’ve heard everything else from everyone else, so I’m just gonna say this: You make sure to come back safe now, you hear? Because more than all of us, you’ve also got a lady waiting for you to come home. Thanks for everything.
Since Nintendo didn’t want Callie to have those backup dancers from the artbook, I guess it’s up to me.
This is probably the one of the busiest pictures I’ve ever done. It sure feels different from how I usually do things.
Based off of the following picture from the Splatoon 2 artbook:
You encounter the Trick or Trick Squid and her cohort, the Treat-Loving Octopus.
Boy, it’s a good thing I held off on posting this until the Halloween models got ported. Here’s Pearl and Marina as the Trick or Trick Kid and the Smelly Ghost from Earthbound. Of course, Marina isn’t smelly, so I had to change the name for her.
As for the Earthbound battle stuff, I used this website (https://www.gjtorikian.com/Earthbound-Battle-Backgrounds-JS/) to get the background (which is the same as the Trick or Trick Kid’s background), and I took a picture in SNES9x with the background layer removed so I could crop out the HUD. It should be in the exact same place as it would be in Earthbound. I also used a save editor to change the names into something a lot more appropriate.
“Na, na na na na na! Prasti! Na na na na! Prasti! Prasti! Jangasobyu fasti! Fasti! Yakrasmi, winin dachufrai!”
And so on and so forth. I totally guessed on that punctuation. You can never tell with these songs always being in squid/octo gibberish translated into Japanese transliterated into English.
“It’s been 100 years since those accursed Inklings stole victory from us in the Great Turf War. We’ve been left with very little power since then, and it’s been draining ever still. Meanwhile, THEY’VE been living it up like the slimy little hipsters they are. Well, I’ve had enough. I’ve spent the last 100 years thinking of how I’ll get my revenge, and now I’m finally ready to exact it. And you, the greatest of my soldiers, shall be my emissary. Use the gift that I have given you to take back what’s mine. What’s OURS. You’ll start with the Great Zapfish, which is wrapped around that disgusting tower of theirs. Now go! Subject 0440!”
“Yes, my lord...”

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Finally got around to giving my Tumblr the makeover it sorely deserved. Next step is to choose how I’m gonna get rid of the ‘96 Boss Team in my avatar and banner. They’ve celebrated too many Christmases in one year.
In other, happier, not-related-to-the-Splatfest-winner news, a certain squid got her unconventional color legitimized for 24 hours, and she couldn’t be happier.