the moldman (they/them)

discovered this thing called minecraft. is it a spell? why has it ruined my sleep schedule?

due to recent controversy we will be rebranding the sautéed snake series to the sautéed worm series

fuckin a guy with a flat penis call that tap to pay with a credihh card

leverage i don’t even know er age i thought it would be rude to ask and i wasnt that curious about it anyway

corporate bricked my orb goddamn it

blehh

VERY BERRY & OH, SO SWEET

libi lobo laba

sardine balloons

uhhhhhh

need me some new boots bought my last pair in 736 and i’m starting to feel the wear on them

losing my marbles. soon will just be john.

after no research i have come to the conclusion that the ocean is fake

acid reflux tasting like takis #societywin

what if they made it so that

y’all listen to 2 slimey?