The Modern Ferret

Tap To Listen 🔈TAG your #GALENTINE to send them a romantic ferret massage❤️ (now in widescreen format) 🤩 . . #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretlover #ferretgram #furet #instaferret #ferretism #fancyrat #hedgehogsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #valentines #vday #9gag #funnyvideos #funnycats #funny #romantic #candle #redditmemes #buzzfeedpets #massagetherapy #video #comedy #galentinesday #palentinesday (at Happy Valentine's Day) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt3W5EAhDHz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wx2y50ulibfs

😋😋He is SO. PATIENT!. I’m sure many of you guys can relate to this “Velcro-ferret”, especially around feeding time (Channing and I free-feed in addition to 3 regular scheduled meals per day). Let’s get a survey going to help your fellow ferret owners: what do you feed your ferret? We do a mixture of Wysong DS, Orijen, and Wysong freeze-dried rabbit. They also get a spritz of salmon oil in the morning. We’ve tried raw but MAAAAAAN these boys are PICKY EATERS!! What do you feed? Any suggestions for switching to raw or switching to a better food for NEWBIES on here? Remember, us Moose-kateers (yes, I’ve decided that’s our fan club name 👌😉) are helpful, kind owners so PLEASE be respectful of one another ❤️ and let’s learn together! .⠀ 👉7 days until our Ferret Calendar is OUT. They go fast so make sure to grab one before we run out.⠀ .⠀ Also P.s. those toe beans while he walks 😍😭😭❤️ #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #cutepetclub #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #laughoutloud #therapydog #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob #petportrait #petphotography #instapet #smallpet #pocketpet #petstagram #petoftheday #pets_of_instagram⠀ (at Denver, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqHm8HuBNUx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zw1819qj2pkh

❄This is back from Albert's first time EVER in the snow☃ Here is what I imagine went through his head during our little backyard adventure🌲. Please comment additional thoughts that crossed Albert's mind:⠀ .⠀ 1. LET ME DOWN! 😩LET ME DOWN! 😤LET ME DOWN!⠀ 2. IM FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ✌✌✌⠀ [💩poop/pee/toot break]⠀ 3. HOP hop HOP hoppity HOP!🐰⠀ 4. This white dirt is COLD!😨⠀ 5. Hey mom? Can I possib-HOLD ON NEW SMELL MUST INVESTIGATE 🕵⠀ 6. Okay this white dirt hurts my toe beans.🐾⠀ 7. MUST. DIG. TUNNEL. IN. STRANGE. WHITE. DIRT.⛏⠀ 8. I'm gonna brag SOOO HARD to Newt and Moose🤑🤗⠀ 9. Floofed tail = warmer?🤔⠀ 10. Floofed tail experiment failed. Still cold.⛄🌡⠀ 11. If mom picks me up, will she insist on giving me kisses? 🤢☹⠀ 12. Okay I'll let her pick me up but I will NOT let her HUFF ME!⠀ 13. I poofed.😳⠀ 14. Her jacket is so. warm.🧥👩‍👦⠀ 15. Must. fight. so cozy. so sleepy. so tired. 😴⠀ 16. I luv my muma ❤👍⠀ .⠀ (okay I added this last one as wishful thinking)⠀ .⠀ .⠀ 😏Psssst! 9 days until our ferret calendar is LIVE!⠀ ⠀ #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #cutepetclub #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #laughoutloud #therapydog #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob #petportrait #petphotography #instapet #smallpet #pocketpet #petstagram #petoftheday #pets_of_instagram (at Bonsall, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp_5CqWh9_X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=px3tt2iy7176

❄These little toe beans 🐾were COLD! But Moose had soooo much fun exploring the snow🕵! He loved to look up at the snow falling down on his little bear face🐻 and sniff in all the fresh air (his human did too). And even though his booty started shaking, he didn't want to stop exploring🌎. Our Moose is shyer than his brothers but when true adventure awaits, he can be very brave! Where do you guys like to take your ferrets when you go outside?⠀ .⠀ 🎄More ferret videos? Link in bio! 13 days until our GIANT FERRET CALENDAR drops! ⠀ .⠀ #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #cutepetclub #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #viralvideo #uglysweater #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob #christmassweater #winterwonderland #cozysweater #smallpet #cabin #snow #hygge #sweaterweather⠀ (at Denver, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp1UVrXholA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zgzgye8ewfs9

😱TODAY IS OUR 500th POST! 🎉 Man, what a CrAzY and unexpected journey growing this Instagram (and fb) has been. ⠀ .⠀ -***PLEASE SWIPE TO VISUALIZE NEWT HEAVY BREATHING INTO THE CAMERA*** 😬⠀ .⠀ What started as an escape from work-life and a silly celebration of our first ferret-son, Moose, has turned into one of the biggest ferret communities on Instagram🥰. It’s an honor to post every day for you guys. Thank you all for supporting this creative space for us. There’s so many incredible things ferrets do every day and we NEED a place to share it with those who will appreciate them ❤⠀ .⠀ GUILTY mama moment🙀...We've been featuring Albert a lot lately ...But just so we make sure to show Newt enough love, what do you think of his turtle-neck 🐢? Doesn't he look DASHING?! 😍 (Newt is the wiggliest of all the boys so we have the least photos with him 😪). ⠀ .⠀ 👉LASTLY: Do you guys want to know our secret for photographing ferrets in turtle necks? We use sweater sleeves!🧥 The more intricate the pattern, the better. Children's sweaters work especially well for small ferrets. It also helps if you let the ferret sleep in the sweater first so he/she is nice and calm when you take the photo. Dangle a treat above him/her to poke out and look up -then snap the picture!⠀ .⠀ 👉2 weeks until our GIANT ferret calendar is ready for order! ⠀ .⠀ #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #cutepetclub #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #laughoutloud #therapydog #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob #petportrait #petphotography #instapet #cabinlife #pocketpet #cozysweater #hygge #sweaterweather https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpy5L1Ch641/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i754b5o9kk4x

😱TODAY IS OUR 500th POST! 🎉 Man, what a CrAzY and unexpected journey growing this Instagram (and fb) has been. ⠀ .⠀ -***PLEASE SWIPE TO VISUALIZE NEWT HEAVY BREATHING INTO THE CAMERA*** 😬⠀ .⠀ What started as an escape from work-life and a silly celebration of our first ferret-son, Moose, has turned into one of the biggest ferret communities on Instagram🥰. It’s an honor to post every day for you guys. Thank you all for supporting this creative space for us. There’s so many incredible things ferrets do every day and we NEED a place to share it with those who will appreciate them ❤⠀ .⠀ GUILTY mama moment🙀...We've been featuring Albert a lot lately ...But just so we make sure to show Newt enough love, what do you think of his turtle-neck 🐢? Doesn't he look DASHING?! 😍 (Newt is the wiggliest of all the boys so we have the least photos with him 😪). ⠀ .⠀ 👉LASTLY: Do you guys want to know our secret for photographing ferrets in turtle necks? We use sweater sleeves!🧥 The more intricate the pattern, the better. Children's sweaters work especially well for small ferrets. It also helps if you let the ferret sleep in the sweater first so he/she is nice and calm when you take the photo. Dangle a treat above him/her to poke out and look up -then snap the picture!⠀ .⠀ 👉2 weeks until our GIANT ferret calendar is ready for order! ⠀ .⠀ #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #cutepetclub #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #laughoutloud #therapydog #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob #petportrait #petphotography #cabinlife #smallpet #pocketpet #cozysweater #hygge #sweaterweather (at Atlanta International Airport-Delta Airlines) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpy4-7MhKHN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x4p07h2i101b

🤩 Okay guys, this is 🌈ANOTHER BIG ANNOUNCEMENT that I can genuinely say is an absolute dream-come-true🧚♀. Moose the Mustelid, Moose the Famous Ferret, is officially a Show-and-Tell Guest Animal! He has booked TWO kindergarten classes (volunteer of course!) with more around the corner. ⠀ .⠀ BUCKET LIST ITEM ✅⠀ .⠀ They asked wonderful questions about Moose's sleep habits 😴and diet😋. They also guessed how long Moose is (we got answers ranging from 2in to 8in 😂 ).👉What do you guys think? Should we keep doing community outreach with Moose 🤔? What do you recommend we teach kids about ferrets👩🎓? Please answer below and help me become a better teacher! SHARE this post in your story to help Moose reach more kiddos!⠀ .⠀ #ferrets #ferret #kindergarten #animallovers #montessori #wildlifephotography #animalsofinstagram #lincolnnebraska #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #cutepetclub #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #laughoutloud #therapydog #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob (at Lincoln, Nebraska) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpjdYpQBZWB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18uhol2gn9i5u

💑MOOSE's PARENTS are ENGAGED💍! SWIPE to see our freshly engaged faces😬This is one of the big things we were waiting to announce to you guys (as soon as we decided to open up and make this page more personal 😳😜)... But since this is still so new, tell me, is this kind of too personal and not totally interesting to you guys😬? If so, don't bother reading on as this is Channing and my very special engagement story:⠀ .⠀ Moose was actually pretty involved in the planning process of the proposal (or so Channing tells me!). When Channing ordered the ring off of Etsy, Moose apparently let out a huge sneeze in approval 💍🤧 (true story). Channing tells me this is how he knew it was the right time😎. Then, when Channing looked in our apartment for a place to hide the box, he had Moose show him the best hidey holes. Unfortunately they were all super low to the ground and obvious so Channing thanked Moose for his help and picked a better spot (don't tell Moose plz)..Channing proposed in Zion National Forest at the top of Observation Point overlooking the vast canyon landscape. Our three boys, Moose, Newt, and Albert, waited patiently back at the AirBnB. (After all, this was on our road trip from California🔆 to Nebraska🚗). Do you know how hard it is to get a ferret to keep a secret?! How about THREE!? 🤫🤦♀⠀ .⠀ It goes without saying but of course I said YES😍 and I look forward to 100 more years together that look just like today💕. We have everything we need and nothing we don't -Love in our hearts ✅and ferrets in our laps✅! We are so happy to share our joy with this wonderful, supportive community! ⠀ ⠀ #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #cutepetclub #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #engagedlife #engaged #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob #petportrait #petphotography #instapet #smallpet #pocketpet #petstagram #petoftheday #pets_of_instagram (at Observation Point) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpg5A5Uh7jO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fymytc5b9tws

💙SWIPE TO ZOOM😘Can you please BOOP Moose's SNOOT all the way from over there?! This was Moose's FIRST time ever in the snow and he LOVED IT! We will post some photos soon of Moose hippin' and hoppin' in the white fluff. How do your ferrets do in the snow? 🤔YAY or NAY?⠀ .⠀ ⠀ #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #winter #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #snow #therapydog #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob #petportrait #petphotography #instapet #smallpet #pocketpet #petstagram #petoftheday #pets_of_instagram⠀ (at Lincoln, Nebraska) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpeTq3phG4O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ew3n7vo5chhz

🐳This is EGG-sactly the kind of picture I was so excited to share with you guys 🎉! What do you think of this little dude's mohawk? Any tips you want to share with newbies about bathing ferrets? .⠀ #ferret #ferrets #ferretsofinstagram #ferretstagram #ferretsofig #ferretsareeverything #ferretlove #ferretgram #babyanimals #weeklyfluff #cutepetclub #exoticpets #petsofinstagram #toebeans #boopmynose #instagood #happy #smile #laughoutloud #therapydog #ilovemycat #ilovemyjob #petportrait #petphotography #instapet #smallpet #pocketpet #petstagram #petoftheday #pets_of_instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpb9AsvBIwR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wk0dh3537x2p

🙃Soooo our latest “ferret-meet-up” was a SMASHING success! Say hi to our new friend, @jess.lar 👋 (and also @cg.pdf - swipe right) There are two dark sables pictured -please guess which one is Moose 😂😂. There are also 4 white ferrets. Which ones do you think are Albert and newt?

WE DID IT!!! 53 - 28! Go Huskers! ✊ (at Lincoln, Nebraska) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpRSZwOho-Y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bh2iddod32mc

❄️☃️SWIPE right to ➡️BOOP⬅️ Where do you all live? Is it getting nice and cold yet?! (at Berlin, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpCG2NQhEwM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ftrzfoolakld