Soapy

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.