Yo Gurl I Heard You Like Social Awkwardness

rule of thumb to future college students: don’t feel bad about being weird because someone is always weirder. i felt awkward because i was walking around the dorm in just socks but then a guy got on the elevator with me and as he walked out i realized he was barefoot. this is not the first time that happened. i thought it was a bit strange to watch anime with some friends in a common room at odd hours but there’s a person at my dorm with a taako poster on their door for all to see. people have whiteboards on their door exclusively to draw memes on. everything is just whatever

There’s a dude on my campus that brings a loaf of bread with him into the shower and eats it there, “for efficiency”

I’m George RR Martin 

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”

The United States of America (1865-2018)

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

hi, if you wear glasses, this is your daily reminder to take them off and make sure they’re clean!

#they are never clean #they will never be clean #they will be dirty within a nanosecond of being washed #the water itself will make them dirty #no cloth is pristine enough  (pocketsfullofpixies)

When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

lol it’s back

OH MY GOD

Dance is amazing lol

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

lol it’s back

OH MY GOD

Dance is amazing lol