Hardworking Faithful Serving Son

who says i want somebody to be in love with me?

i don't want to fuck you to prove a point.

fuck me because you want to.

are you gonna do it or not?

tastes even better than it looks.

i just told you i missed you.

i really want to kiss you right now, but i'm worried that if i try, you'll think i'm the worst friend in the world.

you know, it hurts me sometimes how little you believe in yourself.

decimate that little bitch.

let's be honest, you gotta feel bad for the kid.

you're not a spring chicken anymore.

dude. he's a pancake. you're gonna flatten him.

how's this feeling?

we're ready for you.

so obviously this isn't the result you wanted today.

you choked.

i don't want you to embarrass yourself.

i'm just a little rusty. it's a confidence thing.

get your fucking confidence back. i can't do it for you.

i'm so sick of you using this as an excuse to have a fucking meltdown.

you said we could watch a movie.

you're evil.

i'm gonna quiz you on it tomorrow.

sir, i don't know who you are.

i don't think we have much more to talk about.

i haven't spoken to you in five years.

i was just taking a little nap.

move, or i'm calling the cops.

you were really something back then, huh?

we always talked about how amazing it would be to win this together.

i'm a crazy person.

any predictions about how that's going to go?

can you do me a favor? can you not, like... demolish me tomorrow?

shut the fuck up.

if it matters to you so much, i can just give it to you.

i need it to look like i really beat you.

don't guilt me with your dying grandmother.

she's the hottest woman i've ever seen.

you were... fucking incredible.

baby, we've got to get going.

i'm not going to that party.

are you that threatened by me?

we can't both just go in there, dicks swinging.

i'd let her fuck me with a racket.

hey, do you smoke?

of course they will remember you.

see, that's your problem. you think you're like an artist or something.

you just want to win because you love it when people tell you how talented you are.

are you on facebook?

i told you tennis was boring.

you just got this crazy look on your face.

are you on a date?

i don't kiss and tell.

why did you want to have dinner with me?

i think you might be the worst friend in the world.

i didn't know you were so concerned about my feelings.

of course you still have a thing for her.

we just had what i'm assuming is the best sex of our lives.

i fucked your brains out?

what do you think you need? a cheerleader? a fuck buddy? a girlfriend?

you're talented, you're charming, and you've got a big dick.

excuse me for inconveniencing you.

don't expect to sleep here tonight.

stop going easy on me.

i'll be whatever you need me to be. i'll fuck off if you want me to.

i need you here, actually.

you're referring to when i declared my love for you.

you're not in love with me anymore?

i've been dreaming about this for five years.

i'm gonna propose something to you, and it's gonna make you angry. it's gonna make you very angry. but you have to hear me out, okay?

i'm finally ready to listen to you.

how dare you fucking ask me that.

do you think it's cute what you're doing? do you think it's funny?

that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.

i've always wanted you.

you didn't do anything to me. i did it all to myself.

i think i've reached the limit of my willingness to have this conversation with you.

do you understand how embarrassing it is that you're here?

you've never beaten me.

tell me it doesn't matter.

will you just hold me?

i'm not here to fuck you.

Mean Sentences, Vol. 14

(Mean sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You're wasting your time. You know that, don't you?"

"Everyone's dead because of you."

"You really suck at teamwork!"

"I should have killed you when I had the chance."

"So what's your excuse? Corruption? Cowardice? Or just plain idiocy?"

"You were never as good as they said you were."

"You're supposed to be tough. You don't look so tough to me."

"You're a traitor and a fool, and I don't know which one is worse."

"You're not very good at this, are you?"

"You know your problem? You're no fun!"

"You see, what really interests me is the kind of dim inadequacy that leads someone to indulge in such a pathetic fantasy. Is it the oxygen of publicity, or something to do with your mother?"

"If I insulted you in any way, let me assure you, I meant it."

"You know, you're the only woman I know who looks like underneath her clothes, she wears clothes."

"You have all the grace and femininity of a high buttoned shoe!"

"Do me a favour? The next time you cross the road, do it with your eyes closed."

"I never liked your father, and I'm beginning to like you even less."

"I don't need you at all."

"This business is based on trust. I don't trust you."

"You're no good. You think she deserves you?"

"I know a monster when I see one."

"You deserve a lot worse than this."

"Do you think you deserved to be loved?"

"Do you ever stop and wonder why people hate you?"

"You keep working so hard to keep up the illusion that you matter, but you know that you don't."

"I don't want to talk to you again until you've got something worth talking about."

"No one will ever call you a hero for this."

"You always were vain and self-obsessed."

"If you're going to have a pity party, at least put on better music."

"All this time I thought that you were dangerous, but it turns out that you're just delusional."

"You don't do anything very well, do you?"

If he wasn't so much visibly stronger than her, she might have started swinging. Alas, fortunately for her, survival instinct kicks in just as her fingers begin to curl, saving her what would absolutely be a painful retaliation.

Instead, she leans back jerkily in response to his proximity, nose wrinkling in disdain.

" Ugh, Put that thing back on, " she groans — not fully being able to hold herself back from expressing her distaste.