no way in no way out no way in no way out no way in no way out

The other day, lying in bed, I felt my heart beating for the first time in a long while. I realized how little I live in my body, how much in my mind.

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

Twitter doesn't plan to do anything about impersonators that pay $8 to pretend they're a celebrity. People are already doing it

WAIT‼️‼️‼️

Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?

you’re just some twerp little faggot pretending to know things abt the real world

Hi people. As the boy billionaire has bought the birdsite and corporate accounts joke about moving to Tumblr, I kindly ask y'all to give the brands the treatment they deserve: silence.