Lesser Dave

i woke up in a cold sweat last night thinking about this post

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This is the best version

@klubbhead

Imma sue this company for likeness of my gut

@tooiconic Can you confirm?

Your tummy is not this big and also not hairy so SHUSH.

Why the FUCK would god create straight boys

For reproduction? For straight and bi women? Because they are people just like everyone else who serve a purpose, provide good things to the world, and deserve to be alive?

no they’re not

You make bi girls like me straighter every day with this man hating bullshit.

this is exactly why people don't take a lot of new gen feminists seriously, i could never stand with people who say things like this.

if the world was really ending would he be in a movie theatre?? 🤔🤔🤔

Its like someone looked into my brain and decided to make a photo set based on men I would find so overwhelmingly attractive I couldn’t look directly at them if I met them in person

I…….I just…

today is a GOOD day!

Mmm

Jiminy Cricket I wish I looked like any of these dudes.

damn i wish i could look like those dudes

wow it's almost like all lives matter

BEAUTIFUL

@beevito

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I want this to play whenever someone visits my tombstone

Let me know how that report works out for ya buddy If you think me saying “go choke” constitutes harassment/a death threat/suicide baiting… how do you survive the real world

How are you so dense that you can’t tell that what he said was a jab at tumblr retards calling anyone who disagrees with them a nazi

What exactly did he expect to happen when he told the internet he was a nazi

Yup still a retard that doesn’t understand that it was an example of how watered down that word is. Same with racist, pedophile, sexist, really anything in tumblr buzzword bingo. Oh and I’ve gotten people booted for less, so have fun with that skippy, and say goodby

Triggered much? Anyway enjoy your weird superiority complex and maybe stop screaming slurs at people 10+ years younger than you.

You’d know both if I was triggered or screaming if you weren’t too stupid to understand words, and 20 is plenty old enough unless you have completely failed in life. The only superiority complex is the one that thinks they can take the first part of the sentence someone uses and then glean the whole meaning from that without progressing past the coma. and again death threats and harassment were made by you and already reported by several people. toodles

I mean, if you wanna play that game you can choke too old man.

Cool the retard suicide baited me too, makes it even easier. Bye retard

Where exactly in the words “go choke” do you see anything referencing suicide lmao Would you prefer I say go fall down the stairs? Fall in a pool? Piss off a grizzly? Talk about a fuckin snowflake. Bye creepy 30 year old who likes to call people over a decade younger than them a slur! Luckily I don’t have such delicate feelings that I have to report it to hide the scary Tumblr lesbian from me.

i love it when people use their age as an excuse when they get into trouble. you’re an adult, own up to it

Where did I use it as an excuse? Why the hell is some random 30 year old harassing young people on the internet? Like how pathetic does your life have to be to hunt down some girl 10 years younger than you and call them a slur repeatedly when the conversation doesn’t even involve you. I didn’t even call you a nazi. You called yourself a nazi and then acted shocked when people who didn’t read the whole thing or process it whatsoever got pissed off. I don’t even think you’re a nazi lmao I just think it was really fuckin stupid to say you were on the internet which is infamous for taking shit out of context. Wanna call off your rabid dog now?

Using someone else’s age as an excuse to act stupid is just as pathetic as not acting your own age. Especially when you’re past the age of being a minority and definitely should know how to understand context.

I’m convinced that a good portion of Tumblr has absolutely no comprehension of sarcasm or cheesy Oprah Winfrey memes.

oh, i was actually thinking more about spongebob and everybody being squidward

i was gonna say wasn't this a spongebob reference lol