A living paradox

Why do I have to work for a bunch of years before I get to retire please I'm ready to adopt a bunch of pets, read and write books, have dinner at 4pm, have a glass of wine, and sit on the porch

But what if the children LIKED to eat lead paint. That's their CHOICE.

The child says they will kill themselves unless we give them a lobotomy. We must obviously give the lobotomy. Or they will order an ice pick online with cutesy anime girl packaging.

Have you considered getting mental help?

Thanks, Ace-Pervert, I've never considered that. I'll look into it asap. Let's hope I'm not prescribed to have perfectly healthy and necessary organs removed and then have to be on pills or injections for the rest of my life.

Update I've been scheduled for my chemical castration and lobotomy but luckily the surgeon is letting me bundle them for a massive deal. Can't wait to finally become my true self via paying $100,000 to people who surely have my best intentions hidden in their open pockets

Update I have necrotizing fasciitis

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

8lade won’t weight nothing ifyou’;re pure of soul &7 intent

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

It’s in New Jersey so they’re all very mean to you while pumping your gas and also have ties to the mafia

I would be mean to me too, if I made me pump my gas

fantasizing about you fantasizing about me

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

Now to be very clear I am not saying that gambling is a good thing, but as someone who grew up in casino country I sometimes forget that the average American isn't inured to it the same way that they are, say, drinking culture until I see people saying it's joever because of a massive uptick in gambling app ads. And like, they're probably right to be concerned, but also it's a "oh right that's probably not a thing for you huh" moment.

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

this is about google’s ai overview

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

it’s funny to see a post go viral on this website specifically regarding not using AI because one “wants to think with their own brain” considering how little of that actually occurs here

The post can be correct and the people who reboot it can still be incorrect

Yes I agree and I know for a fact that AI is used in a manner which atrophies a person’s ability to think critically. Just comical coming from the piss on the poor website etc