Good Little Girl

When you RP with people and their posts are like fucking Shakespeare and yours are basically I CAN COUNT TO POTATO

EVERYONE NEEDS THESE

TRUUUUUUUUUU

uhhhhh the yellowed eyes make the concept of a Norted Sora OR Xigbar creepy enough let’s not add baldness to the mix please!

"Well… That makes the two of us." Marshall dashed towards her once again, pinning her to the ground, expecting a different result. "Just admit it Fi… We are a perfect match." Marshall was just trying to find a weakness to exploit for his own gain… Mostly.

Fionna forced down a blush as Marshall loomed over, rolling her eyes lightly "Glob, can't you even be serious for five minutes?" It was annoying, Marshall didn't like her and she totally wasn't into him...right? 

FUCK, MARRY, CUDDLE. SEND ME 3 NAMES

Re-blog if you cared if I died... which some people won't care

reblog if your url is your name in real life

"Bat breath? I don’t stink that bad…" He chuckled. "I’m just chillin… Thought I’d show up unannounced."

"Please, you just don’t notice it because you’re used to your own stink." She teases lightly "Announcing when you come is lame anyway."

"Hey! Your one to talk about bad breath!" Marshall teased back, strumming his axe guitar.

She laughed lightly “Dude, my breath might be bad, but at least it’s not horrible enough to bring people back from the dead.”

"At least it’s not…" Marshall was stumped. "Dammit. Don’t laugh at me!"

Fionna let out another laugh at his reaction, before sticking her tongue out at him “Make me, marshmallow.” 

"Your going to regret those words." Marshall unexpectedly pounced on her, pinning her to the ground. "Bet you can’t escape!"

"Gah!" Fionna exclaimed as she was knocked down, glaring up at him. She brought her legs up and pushed against his stomach, frowning when he didn’t move. "Not cool. Vampire strength is cheating."

Marshall had to struggle against her surprising strength. “I’m going easy on you. Come on!”

She rolls her eyes “Yeah, I’m sure.” The blonde leans all of her weight into her legs, sending him off of her for a second “Ha!”

Marshall flew plenty far before he was able to recover, planting his right arm and two legs onto the ground. “I like a challenge,” he said.

She smirked at him "Well, I like to win."

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

I feel like homestuck ending is one of those things you know will happen but always think it’ll be in the far away future. Now that it is actually happening it feels like reality slapped me in the face and the future is now.