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those funny erling haaland memes but with ilya rozanov because this type of humor is very ilya coded to me

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How to Actually Write a Fairytale
Writing a fairytale isn’t about copying what came before. It’s about echoing it and breathing new life into the bones of old stories, while still leaving fingerprints that are entirely your own.
➥ Know the Genre Like It’s Your Grandmother’s Favorite Story
You don’t have to memorize every tale from the Brothers Grimm or Andersen, but you do need to understand the rhythm of a fairytale. The structure. The tone. The strange, brutal, beautiful logic where wolves talk and curses are casually handed out like snacks.
Read the classics—but don’t just admire them. Ask why they’ve lasted. Why we keep retelling “Cinderella” or “Beauty and the Beast.” Why we crave stories where the wicked are punished and the good get their happily ever after (or… don’t).
Then, ask yourself: what do you believe about happy endings?
➥ Make the World Feel Like a Dream You Just Woke Up From
Your setting shouldn’t feel like a postcard, it should feel like a mood. That forest? It’s not just a bunch of trees. It’s ancient and alive and maybe watching you. That castle on the hill? What lives inside it isn’t just royal—it’s wrong.
Don’t overdescribe. Don’t over-explain. Fairytale settings thrive on feeling, mystery, awe, fear, delight. Focus on texture and sound. On atmosphere. Give the reader goosebumps with a sentence, not a paragraph.
➥ Use Archetypes Like Skeletons, Not Cages
Yes, fairytales run on familiar characters: the hero, the princess, the wicked stepmother. But don’t just copy and paste those roles. Twist them. Make your hero afraid of bravery. Let your princess save herself and then ask why she even needed saving in the first place.
Give your characters choices. Inner lives. Secrets. Let them lean into their archetypes and then stumble out of them. That’s what keeps your story from feeling like a copy of a copy.
➥ Say Something That Matters (Even If It's Wrapped in Magic)
Fairytales aren’t just bedtime stories, they’re moral delivery systems in disguise. Every ogre, quest, and talking raven is hiding a deeper truth.
So what’s yours?
Don’t force it. But do let your story mean something. Maybe it’s about growing up. About forgiveness. About not trusting charming strangers with cursed apples. Let the theme grow like ivy between your lines, quiet but impossible to ignore.
➥ Add a Sprinkle of Strange With Magical Beings
It doesn’t have to be a fairy or a dragon... though those are always welcome. Think beyond the usual. A dog who speaks only in riddles. A grandmother made of smoke. A house that walks on bird legs (looking at you, Baba Yaga).
Make your magic feel old. Like it was here before your character showed up, and it’ll be here long after they’re gone.
➥ Don’t Be Afraid to Make It Hard
Fairytales are not soft. They have teeth. Let your characters struggle. Let the curse hurt. Let the villain win for a minute too long.
Readers don’t fall in love with perfect heroes—they fall in love with tested ones. Give your characters impossible tasks. Curses that twist them into shadows. Quests that demand sacrifice.
Then let them choose who they want to be on the other side.
➥ Use the Old Bones, but Give Them Your Voice
Start with “Once upon a time” if it feels right. Or don’t. Just make sure the story has rhythm. Fairytales move fast, but not rushed. They feel inevitable. Like fate wrapped in a metaphor.
Keep it simple, but not shallow. Let your prose feel like poetry snuck in wearing a cloak. Make your reader feel like they’re hearing a story that’s older than memory, even if you wrote it yesterday.
➥ Magical Objects? Yes Please. But Make Them Count
Magic beans, mirrors, rings, cloaks... yes. But don’t just throw in trinkets like party favors. Give them purpose. The thing that glows should glow for a reason. The potion should do more than heal, it should reveal. Or trick. Or demand a price.
Magic in fairytales always comes with rules. Use that. Break your character with the thing that’s supposed to save them.
➥ Let People Change (and Not Just With a Magic Wand)
True transformation in a fairytale isn’t just “frog turns prince.” It’s “child becomes brave.” “Witch becomes mother.” “Monster learns to forgive themselves.”
Let your characters grow, like painfully, beautifully. Give them chances to change, and the agency to take them. Or not. Either way, that’s where the real magic is.
➥ You Get to Choose the Ending
Happy? Bittersweet? Vaguely cursed but weirdly satisfying?
You’re not chained to “...and they lived happily ever after.” You can write “…and she never returned to the forest, but it never stopped watching her.” Or “…and his heart stayed quiet for the rest of his life, but at least it was his.”
Just make it feel like an ending. One that lingers. One that knows the story is done, but the lesson might echo long after the last line.
mmmmm I'm gonna try so hard not to spoil this book for anyone else but someone publicly implying marius was going to try to get the golden cobra pregnant was just sandwiched in between a star wars meme and a hocus pocus reference and I'm Losing My Mind
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whenever i want aftg merch i look to order and it either doesnt ship to me or the shipping cost is outrageous, which i find ironic considering i live where the series takes place
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Professional exy player Jean Moreau who starts up a cooking blog on the side except it’s not attached to his name whatsoever. So it’s just a view of his hands and his voice and whatever he’s cooking, and people love him. They love his recipes and his dry humor and his accent of course. And there’s constant conspiracies as to who this man is because no one knows his real name. But then one day another man comes in to steal a bite when Jean’s back is turned, and maybe he sees the camera and makes a little 😳 face directly into it. And ppl wonder if Jean just forgot to edit the video or what, but truth is Jean just thought Jeremy looked so cute he couldn’t bear to edit out.
And when jean posts a link to said video on his personal twitter (with Jeremy’s permission of course), everyone goes insane.
And now there’s a new segment in each video, which actually shows Jean’s face, where after jean finishes cooking/ baking something, he stares at Jeremy with theeeee most lovesick expression ever and waits for Jeremy to try it and give his feedback. (Jeremy is of course a biased judge, because he acts like everything Jean makes is the best thing he’s ever tasted). And It is by far everyone’s fav part
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Jeremy Knox turns 5 and there is too much birthday cake. Pointy hats, a trampoline and an immeasurable amount of gifts. His mother scolds his grandmother for making such a fuss and Angelica Laslo, former movie star, brushes her off with a "you only turn 7 once!" His older brother steals Jeremy's brand new Hot Wheels and his sister sneaks the frosting rose off his corner piece of cake and his youngest brother spits up his own cake on his blue baby onesie. His dad doesn't show
Jeremy Knox turns 11 and there's no time for a party. It's an election year. His mom's new-husband's father is a senator dreaming of a presidential nomination and every minute counts. Even though its only March. Isn't Jeremy too old for parties anyway? His oldest brother gives him 12 punches; one for each year and one for luck but the last one hurts. He watches his favorite movie with his sister and his younger brothers make him construction paper cards. His dad doesn't show.
Jeremy Knox turns 18 and he's high. Bryson gave him the pills last night with a "Happy Birthday" and a twisted smile that didn't feel genuine. His mother and sister might've wished him a "Happy Birthday" when he left for school but he doesn't remember. His youngest brother refused to get out of bed this morning, no matter how much his step father screamed through the door. Jeremy's sure that took priority. His dad doesn't show.
Jeremy Knox turns 19 and his youngest brother never will. Mathilda doesn't say anything. Annalise doesn't say anything. Joshua doesn't say anything. Trent Knox doesn't show.
Jeremy Knox turns 20
Jeremy Knox turns 21
Jeremy Knox turns 22
Jeremy Knox turns 23 and there's too much birthday cake. Cat insisted they make a 3-layer cake from scratch and Laila could only find 9-inch pans at the store. The frosting is blue. The stack of three presents on the dining room table are all wrapped in blue wrapping paper. Jean's shirt is blue. "Your favorite color," Jean says. Cat cuts Jeremy a slice that would have even the Trojan's flexible nutritionist wince. The girls sing and Jeremy swears he hears Jean humming along. Later, the floozies join them. There's more cake and a movie and silly-joke birthday cards full of puns that make Jeremy laugh.
Jeremy turns 23 and Jean asks him "Good Birthday?"
And his smile is big and bright and real when he says "Yes"

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