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A blowjob for your brain instead of your genitals would be mind blowing

A pythagorean equation was showing symptoms of nasal obstruction, thick, yellow nasal discharge, and congestion. What do these symptoms mean he has? A sinx infection!

Hey I'm up past midnight, am I finally cool enough for you, DAD!!!??????

In the movie Aladdin, "A Whole New World" was the first time Aladdin heard Jasmine sing, right? What if she actually couldn't sing? What if she couldn't keep tempo at all? Like how would that have sounded? Wouldn't that change how the movie would've ended? Like Jasmine is all out of key and stuff. Like Aladdin: No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming... Jasmine: A whOOLLLe NNEEeeww *voice crack* WWoorrRLLdd Aladdin: The fuck? Jasmine: A daZZzZLiinnGG placE I NEVEr knEeEWW! Aladdin: P-please... stop singing... Jasmine: But when I'M WWWAAAYYY up HERE- Aladdin: Carpet, take us back! Make it stop!

Why slaughter chickens when you can slaughter your enemies?

Now I would like to first state that I, a male, am without a doubt straight and fully support all types of people. But I do also know that I can appreciate and accept that another male looks charming or something. It doesn't mean I wanna fuck 'em, but I just understand that they may be hunky, that's all. And I, in fact, am so certain and comfortable with the fact that I am straight, that I do not mind saying the following sentence; Captain America and Nightwing are some sexy motherfuckers.