"Holy crap what happened to you?!"
“What happened was a gray mage took offense to something I said and now I speak like this... I literally have no power over this... this... monotonous voice... I’m going to lose my mind..”
"Ugh, of course - pretty sure they'll take offense to anything if they reacted to something you would say..." He briefly looks away while shaking his head.
"I hate to say it, but it looks like you're dying. There's a lot of things in this world I can fix but...I don't think this is one of em. Would you like me to do anything for ya? Got nothin' but time to kill."














