Patron Saint Of Fuck Ups

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

Capitalism.

Everyone talks about orange being a color and a fruit, but nobody talks about peach for the same reason.

its fake water season lads

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Not Halloween but, okay. 

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

Can you all believe people still act like Keanu is a white man while disrespecting his name?

truly an apt name, if anyone was a cool breeze over the mountains it’s him