TheMagicLog

(quietly to waiter) so am i paying? or was this your gift to me?

great to see you dude. thanks for coming. what's your personal connection to me btw? how do you fit into my picture?

Did u fucking see that

to find an apartment you have to think like an apartment

The surgery grape just started a podcast

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

bart simpson powers and abilities

bart simpson weaknesses and resistances

urgent

dont unfollow me im pregnant with your post

im posting and its yours