don't kill my vibe

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

Being sensitive is ruining my fucking life

why are things so hard. please can someone be soft with me 

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

*eats you out as a friend*

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.

Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.

life is hard but my titty is soft

Parents should understand that their children did not grow up in the same place that they did and therefore don’t necessarily have the same beliefs/values.

Give each other head not headaches.

Devotional

i h8 when youre sad and u wanna talk to someone about it but at the same time you dont wanna annoy anyone so u just sit there doing whatever and u feel like everyone thinks ur annoying and u start questioning if your friends even like u or not