the luke blog

I like Luke Skywalker a LOT

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Ask me for headcanons about Luke

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(Luke Skywalker x Gender Neutral Reader)

Rated Teen

(TW: MAJOR SPOILERS and one curse word and a suggestive joke)

GIF by myevilmouse

I was a completely normal Sith kid. But I had anything you could dream of.

On my first birthday, my Sith Lord father bought me ten droids. By the time I was 16 I was given several landspeeders in the colors of the rainbow, a huge manmade garden and several properties all over the planet.

Servants surrounded me and made sure I never lifted a finger. I could time travel literally anywhere I wanted.

But that was two years ago. Before my home planet was blown up by the Death Star my father dropped a lore bomb on me that his best friend was fricking DARTH VADER and he regretted becoming a Sith to stay friends with him.

He told me Darth Vader’s real name was Anakin Skywalker and sent me on a mission to go back in time and stop teenage Anakin from turning to the dark side. Then he gave me his old blue lightsaber as proof to my family that I was their relative. I was also ordered to lie to everyone I was a Jedi and was sent away. Then he died in the explosion.

Anyways I failed the mission.

Things were good at first. When I reached the past my family welcomed me with open arms (tons of relatives from the future visit them, crazy I know) and I had a lil situationship with Anakin. We kissed once.

After literally TWO years together Anakin dumped me for a girl named Padme. I ugly cried for a whole week and never really got over it.

Eventually shi hit the fan when Anakin was cooked (literally) and Padme was dying on the bed after literally giving birth to twins.

“As much as I want you to die for stealing my man, Padme, you shouldn’t die like this. Your children need you.” I pleaded with her while holding her baby son Luke Skywalker.

She died anyways.

Two other Jedi we knew- Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda planned to send Luke to a very sandy place (Anakin hates sand) and let his Uncle Owen raise him. Then Obi-Wan started acting all wise and goody two shoes and told me to go to the future and mentor Luke when he turned 17.

I didn’t know shi about fighting, but I seemed smart enough to him to tell Luke about defeating the Galactic Empire anyways. So he informed Owen about me and let me go to the future.

“You’re so cute.” was the first thing Luke said to me after his uncle Owen welcomed me through the door and left. “Stop squeezing my cheek!” I grumbled back. “Sorry.” He chuckled softly with a grin, and that was the most attractive thing I’d ever seen.

I was a lil too late- by two whole years. Luke was already 19 by the time I reached the future.

I mean, what do you do when a grinning golden retriever boy really likes you- and is taller and a year older than you?

You date him. You don’t even care that you kissed his dad once.

“Show me your balls twin.” I said suddenly to him after a year of dating and zero mission progress.

“Show you my- what??” His blue eyes widened, mouth agape as he stared at me

“Your balls.” I said without breaking a sweat.

“My.. balls? What does that mean?”

Oh shi that’s future brainrot slang. Of course he doesn’t know. Uh…

“It’s a bad joke, you wouldn’t get it. Sounded better in my head anyways.” I laughed awkwardly.

Luke nodded slowly, taking in that information with a thoughtful frown. Then he let it go. “Okay. What do you want for dinner?”

Unfortunately my brainrot slang bled into my daily speech with Luke and it became harder and harder to ignore.

One time Luke was fixing up a small droid on a table, and he attempted to connect two wires together. “Mph.” He grunted with effort, a bead of sweat trickling down his temple.

He almost did it. He almost DID IT-

They fell apart.

“Bruh.” I emoted.

Luke turned to me. “…Bruh?” And raised an eyebrow. “You’ve been saying that every time something went wrong. Is it some kind of… slang I don’t know?” He chuckled.

“Uhh.. yeah. Kinda.” I forced a laugh.

BIG. BIG GULP.

“It’s uh… a joke that doesn’t exist yet.” I replied after a short pause.

“Joke that doesn’t exist.. yet?” Luke responded slowly, with an adorable twist of confusion in his face. I giggled softly. “Don’t make me kiss you.” And I started violently ruffling his hair.

“H-Hey!!” His face turned pink and he grabbed my hand.

“Do it again.”

It turned into a massive hair ruffling fight with very loud giggles and he forgot about the brainrot word completely.

Then one day Luke came back from a talk with Obi-Wan.

“I’m gonna become a Jedi like my father!” He panted, his blue eyes holding a determined gaze.

I feel like he would have a zucchini because they look thicker, but I need someone else's expert opinion on this.

ZUCCHINI.

And yes because he would be thicker and stuff

And taste a lil bitter

Like the good kinda bitter ya know