The Ballad

this is me, if i was a cat

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer

my body, louder: Woter

A small mildly interesting dump

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you