The Lottie Things

i’m gonna print this out as a sticker

The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

*australian laughter*

well its nothing

70 years of getting drunk

fucking pussy money weed my motto

who cares im grinding and shining

i have who cares im grinding and shining too lmfao

Who cares? I’m suffering.

just regretting things

70 years of getting drunk. Nice.

fucking being a boss. yup.

1 thing: nothing

Who cares? I’m dying inside

A lifetime of turning my back on humanity. sounds about right

Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.

look how many notes this thing has

I dont know how many times my mom has said things like that to me.

Ur mum wants u to fight dragons????

I didn’t go to uni for history to not reblog this

Eddie Izzard makes a good point.

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

HEYHEYHEY THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT