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From “I’ve Got A Friend In Me”

“How come you guys didn't come see my Cherry Poppin Daddies cover band!? ‘The Hymen Bustin’ Fathers’.”

“Please stop saying that out loud.”

#american dad #roger smith #roger the alien #steve smith #Bayou billy with the heavy balls #cherry poppin daddies

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rikitiki-infinity

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#Detective Comics Annual 1 #dennis o'neil #klaus janson #tony dezuniga #Batman / Green Arrow / Question: Fables #bruce wanted alia once they gave her the T

... Well I thought it was funny.

#archer #cheryl tunt #carol tunt #yarn #drastic voyage #getyarn #judy greer

there’s a Squeaky in his head!

#Invader zim #GIR #Dog toy #Plush gir

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BlackCanariesOnTheBookshelfByTheLightswich

Who watches over you!

#black canary #dinah lance #birds of prey 1999 #Dc direct #they might be giants

yay-bunnies-zone

How do you feel about the humble snowshoe hare? (They have different coat colours depending on if its snowy or not)

They have very powerful paws

well any kind of bunny is a beautiful sweetie but a bigpaw bunny is very very nice....

#daredevil #daredevil: love and war #kingpin #wilson fisk #bill sieknkiewicz #wilson bisque

@donuts-multifandom-hellhole The Great God Pan (and the Cosmic Owl) by Sean Phillips, from Fatale #12:

Shrevvy, The Shadow's driver, from "Hitler's Astrologer" graphic novel. Art by Mike Kaluta.

#moe shrevnitz #the shadow

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Pansexuals when there’s a goat-legged flute player

#Pansexual #Red Hot Riding Hood #The Great God Pan

"So. Fat Cobra, do they call you that because you're fat and strike fast like a cobra?"

"Naw, THAT'S not why..."

#immortal weapons #immortal iron fist #fat cobra #k'un l'un #it's cause of his DICK

andmaybegayer

> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

andmaybegayer

> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!

Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.

There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!

andmaybegayer

I vaguely remember a friend of mine trying to get me into Pokemon at some point, I bought a deck and some packs, then I went to hang out with him at his home and he pulled out a crate of Pokemon cards. And I was like ah I see the scam. I'm not buying that shit.

thelongbox2

Yeah, I sold blind boxes and booster packs for DECADES. regardless of I don't feel great about it, but it was the job. Regardless of what Schwartz vs. Upper Deck getting thrown out of court might mean legally, blind buys are Definitely gambling.

Curly fries and two of every sauce packet you can give me, thanks. I think my “type” of trans girls are really small and femme, with a big fuckin’ wrecker of a cock that she could and would split me in half with.

#Sir this is an Arby’s

#spongebob squarepants #patrick star #I’m also unemployed

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