Lynn

THE SUN IS RISING I HAVE CLASS IN FOUR HOURS AND I’M HERE WRITING HEADCANONS BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THIS ISN’T EVEN GETTING POSTED FOR ANOTHER 11 HOURS SO I’M JUST RAMBLING LIKE THE CRAZY MOTHER THAT I AM

~Admin Kat

Chuuya:

He actually really appreciates it because it’s a nice break from all the horrors he has to see while working for the Mafia.

He absolutely loses his shit when you’re being silly while he’s had a bit too many glasses of wine. You can get Chuuya to start giggling like a schoolgirl.

Although, he does get a bit jealous when you’re humoring other people because they get a bit too cozy with you for his liking.

When you first met, he was probably trying his damned best to pretend to be put off by your cheerful personality, but he fell for you immediately.

Bonus points if you joke around a lot with Dazai because it’ll drive Chuuya through the roof.

Akutagawa:

Your personality definitely contrasts with this edgelord’s personality. He’s like the epitome of dark while you’re the epitome of light. It’s some true yin/yang shit.

If anyone’s able to get him to smile, it’s you. Although he won’t admit to it easily.

“I was itchy.”

A few weeks into the relationship and you’re camaraderie has affected the entirety of the upper echelons of the Black Lizard and you’re throwing jokes back and forth while poking fun at Akutagawa, much to his displeasure.

He might always grump about your chipper personality, but he secretly loves it. It’s a personality he was never really exposed to and he really appreciates it.

You’ll slowly pull him out of his edgelord self and he’ll take on parts of your personality.

Atsushi:

Sushi is super shy when you poke fun of him at first. He blushes a lot and he’s always exclaiming about it.

“?!?!?! DON’T YOU THINK THAT’S TAKING IT TOO FAR, _____-CHAN?!”

His life sort of sucks because he has both you and Dazai poking fun at him. 

The positive attention secretly makes him super happy and eventually, he’ll poke fun back at you, which completely catches you off-guard.

Atsushi’s a pretty chipper guy despite his background, so you two eventually become literally the most optimistic and cheery couple around. 

You’re always able to cheer him up whenever he’s starting to feel bad about himself and his shortcomings, whether it’s by distracting him or literally convincing him otherwise.

Ranpo:

This guy is a troll. So you two can team up together and be complete asses to others with your collective humor.

However, it’s your job to cheer him up whenever he’s pouting about having too much work or not getting enough attention from Silver Fox.

You’re the one that has to convince police officers to allow him to use his ability on a case when they’re being difficult, because let’s be real: all Ranpo does is piss them off.

He loves watching you humor others, especially because it distracts them so he can steal their food.

Although if you poke too much fun at him, he’ll get super defensive and pout a lot. It’s pretty cute.

Dazai:

Dazai’s an even bigger troll than Ranpo, so together you’ll drive Kunikida crazy.

Usually when Dazai laughs at people’s jokes it’s out of politeness, not because he’s actually entertained. But with you? He loves it when you talk to him or even go on rants because you’re so entertaining to him. He could listen to you ramble on for hours.

Although if you poke fun at him, this’ll initiate a teasing war that will have no end. Well…maybe a sexual end because it’s Dazai.

He definitely gets jealous when he sees you humoring other people and he’ll sneak his way into the conversation and take all the attention for himself. Is he jealous of you or the other people? No one knows.

Chuuya takes care his injured kid lol

When they stretch their arms up and their shirt raises so you can see a bit of their tummy When you can see their binders under their tank top/shirt/hoodie/whatever Face stubble Side burns When they have long hair they must tie up in order to keep it out of their face while theyre doing something Boys with long hair in general When you can see their boxers from under their shorts When theyre so smol they must stand on their tip toes to kiss you When theyre so tol they have to bend hella down to kiss you Long eyelashes When they have squishy tummies, thighs, arms, etc. The smell of their cologne When you’re cold so they give you their hoodie/jacket and you get to steal it Their messy, soft hair Their *insert amount of time* on T update When they roll up their sleeves How happy and calm they get when you pet their hair Their soft moans when you make out with them or do other things to them When they run their fingers through your hair as they kiss you The dark circles under their eyes Their freckles Their grayish blue eyes When they’re the big spoon The way you can backpack (be the big spoon even if you’re smaller) them When their chests are soft and you can use them as a pillow When they actually know how to fuckin kiss When they’re really loud and rough sounding most of the time but when talking to you alone have a really soft and calming voice Their deep voices Their high pitched voices Their voices When as soon as you ask them to stop touching/hitting on you for any reason at all they step off How warm they are How cold they are How handsome they are How cute they are How gorgeous they are How they are I just Love boys So much

has A/N:I’m going to warn you, this story gets a bit gory; if you are sensitive to blood or anything worse, I suggest you do not read this.

Another A/N: Your ability is fire based and is called Phoenix.

(F/n) was given a simple mission; go to the edge of Yokohama to authorize a drug distribution event. An easy mission that she’s successfully done one hundreds of times before. This mission was only supposed to last at most three days, but something went wrong. (F/n) and had been given that mission three weeks ago, and she and the back up she took along are still not home. This worried just about everyone in the Port Mafia, considering (f/n) was an executive, everyone except one person knew she went missing. That one person was Chuuya Nakahara, (f/n)’s beloved boyfriend. There were many reasons no one told Chuuya about his girlfriend going missing, but the biggest one is how worried he’d become. Chuuya knew that she was going on a short mission, but when she went missing, everyone told him she extended the mission and had to go overseas to follow through with the mission. He understood, but there were little things that built up over time that made him realize that (f/n) wasn’t on a mission. First of all, she wasn’t answering her phone; no matter how many times he called or texted, he would never get a response. Second of all, no one gave him proper details of her mission; where exactly did she she go and how long will she stay? The third and final detail is (f/n)’s phone tracker, which said she’s still in Yokohama when she was supposed to be over seas. Nothing added up, so Chuuya decided to investigate by himself, only telling Kouyou what he was really doing. He decided to go to the location he picked up on her tracker (aka, her phone) which said (f/n) was currently in a deserted alleyway. Chuuya was confused and decided to search the area for his lover. The cracked, disabled street-light didn’t provide him any help as he searched the disgusting alleyway. Then he picked up something that made his stomach turn; the faint metalic smell smell he had grown accustomed to flooded his senses. Following the scent, he found that the entire back wall was littered with decaying bodies, bullet holes, and burn marks.

“(F/n) was here.” Chuuya stated knowing that your ability, Phoenix, was to produce and control fire. A strong ability that he, and everyone in the port mafia, had faith in, but you were no where to be seen. And at that moment he noticed your phone, right next to a gun he instantly recognized as a rival mafia’s. That’s when it all clicked and he started sprinting to base of their mafia rivals, grey mafia, who specialize in quick missions, such as assassinations or kiddanapings. Chuuya had never ran so fast in his life, but he couldn’t focus on that, all he could think of is if you’re alive, dead, or worse. As soon as he neared the entrance to grey’s base, he spotted three men defending the doors, three men who Chuuya quickly gunned down and continued his search. He barged through the heavy wooden doors and took out everyone in his sight, leaving no one left. “Wow, just as weak as I thought.” Chuuya mumbled as he continued searching every corner of the facility.  Grey’s base was confusing with lots of twists and turns, but eventually he found her. “(F/n)! O my god!” Chuuya cried putting his head down, not noticing the state she were in. Then he looked up, and his heart sank. There she was, unconcious, strapped to a tranquilizing chair (A/N, a tranquilizing chair is an old medical device that was  intended to treat the mentally ill by controlling the blood flow in the head), covered head to toe in bruises, cuts, and dried blood, and looked as she hadn’t eaten for more than a week or two. Chuuya knew this was bad, but he needed to remain calm and get (f/n) out. He undid the restraint’s from the chair and lifted her up as carefuly as he could, which wasn’t hard considering she most likely lost an unhealthy amount of weight. Chuuya then procceded to take her back to port mafia headcquarters, all the while softly crying and carrying you as close to him as he could. When he arrived with the injured girl in his arms, everyone stopped what they were doing and started to take care of her, rushing her to the recovery center where she was treated as best as the mafia nurses could.

(one week later)

 (F/n) had been in the recovery center for a week now, receivig surgeries and other treatments for all of the torture and pain she endured. She still hasn’t woken up, but the mafia’s head nurse was able to diagnose her with a countless list of injuries, which Chuuya was there to hear.

 “We were able to detect the following: a dislocated knee, fractured right leg, three broken ribs, bullet wound in left bicep, dislocated right shoulder, has many infected cuts, a severe laceration right below her lungs, a crushed right hand, has many abrasions most likley caused from a blunt object, severe malnutrition, and multiple brain injuries. She will wake up sometime this week, but she will propbably have to undergo a lot of mental tests. there is a 26% chance that she can be able to return to work, but only after time and if everything goes as planned, but even that’s a stretch. i’m deeply sorry.”  The Head nurse told Chuuya, who was currently trying to hold his tears back as much as possible. 

 “I understand.” He croaked, tears slightly spill out. He knew that (f/n) had undergone death defying abuse, but he didn’t want to except it.

 “I’ll leave you alone for a bit.” The nurse politely said, leaving the room with only Chuuya and (f/n.) Chuuya then proceeded to  move closer to the hospital bed his lover was laying in and began to cry over your unconcious body. He would never do this for anybody else, no one else are worth his tears, but this was different. It was his girlfriend of four years. He weakly grabed your hand remained that way for some time.  

“You have to wake up. You have to get better. People are depending on you,” Chuuya whispered, “I love you, and a I will always be here for you.” He then quitley got up, kissed your forehead, and left the room.

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Of course! I hope you enjoy!

   Exausted, that’s how you felt. All you wanted to do was curl up in bed and call it a night, but your boyfriend, Poe, had other plans. He wanted to play board games and enjoy the new house you two moved into together. On any other night you would’ve had the common sense to oblige to your mind, which was telling you to hit the hay, but tonight was different. Even though you were tired, you decided to join Poe in a game or two of Clue. You know it was a bad decision, but you wanted to make your boyfriend happy. In fact, Poe’s been quite anxious about these last few days for weeks now. He wanted everything to go right and that the transition of moving went smoothly for the two of you. And now that you’ve moved in and everything was where you wanted to be, he had to release all this anxious energy somehow, so he set up a board game for the two of you in your new living room. The two of you got comfortable on the two opossing couches seperated by a coffee table which held the game board and it’s pieces.

 “You roll first, I’ll go feed Karl real quick,” You told the man across from you as you depart to the kitchen to feed his pet. Poe does as you said as you fed the hard food from the bottom shelf to feed the raccoon Poe calls a pet. As you start to put the food into a little bowl, you notice Karl eyeing you from under the kitchen table, as if he’s making sure you make his dinner correctly. Even if you’re sleepy, he expects his food to be done correctly. You soon finish up and set the bowl down, motioning to the creature to come eat before going out to join your lover in your game. 

 “I already figured it out, it was too easy. Guess we’ll have to play again.” Poe chuckled, motioning to the game board.

 “How? You only had on turn!” You asked, but you alreasy knew the answer.

 “Guess I’m just that smart, huh?” He teased, as he reset the board. While he was in the process of restarting, Karl walked out of the kitchen heading towards the two of you, eventually jumping onto Poe’s couch and crawls onto Poe’s lap. Karl always does this, but what he does’t always do is completely ignore Poe and continue to walk off the couch over to you. He then proceeds to jump onto your side and snuggle into your lap, where he stays. This catches you by surprise; you and Karl liked each other, but he always clung to Poe, so this was new. “ Heh, look like Karl really likes you,” Poe pointed out, “guess that’s his way of saying welcome to the family.”

 “But we’re not even a family.” You laughed. It’s not that you wouldn’t want to marry Poe, you would gladly and happily say yes if he wanted to be, but at this rate you were too tired to do any explaining and just left it at that. 

 “Not yet,” Poe inaudibly mumbled. 

“Huh, did you say something?” You tiredly asked, which Poe replied with a simple head shake as he continued to play the board game.

 “Well, thank you for the warm welcoming, Karl.” You yawned as you scratch his ears.

 “I won.” Poe blandly stated.

 “What? Again in one turn? How?” You questioned the genius detective infront of you.

 Poe then chuckled.”I could see your cards the entire time, you’re really bad at keeping them secret.”

 “You should’ve told me!” You tiredly argued.

 “I know you wanted this to be over quick. Come on, lets head to bed.” Poe suggests, coming over to you to pick up Karl and carry him into you’re shared bedroom. He then got into bed with the animal, you soon follow, snuggling into Poe, making Karl move in between the two of you. “Goodnight, (f/n), I love you.” You smiled as your body finally gets to relax after the long day of work.

Ahhhhh, this request was to cute! Thank you! I haven’t already, please go check out my last post, it goes over some stuff I want you guys to know. I would very much apprectaite if you went and checked it out. I also hope you enjoyed my first imagine. If you have any feedback, don’t hesitate to say something! As always the ask box is open.

Akutagawa:

- Really doesn’t care all too much; Aku doesn’t neccasarily care about your apperance.

-However, when he’s int the mood he does like to drape over you and loves it when you snuggle into his chest. He thinks either of those are adorable.

-Only downside is that he has to reach up to get anything, which can be a pain int the ass at times.

- May use you as an armrest while standing 

-Honestly just really chill with your height

-Constantly looks down at you since he’s so tall.

Dazai:

-LOVES your small height and is not afraid to tease you about it. From nicknames to pranks, he will tease you. 

-Nicknames may include: pipsqueak, short stack, squirt, pocket sized, fun sized, mini, etc. The list goes on forever.

-Loves cuddling with you; he’s proud of the fact that he’s the big spoon.

-Piggy back rides are a thing with the two of you. If your feet are tired; piggy back ride. You’re hurt from something; piggy back ride. Just don’t want to walk; piggy back ride. He will litteraly use every excuse to pick you up.

-Doesn’t mind getting things down from high places, especially if you have to beg:

         “Dazai, can you get the chips out of the cuboard, please?”-You

         “What’s the magic word?”-Him 

         “Please?”-You

         “Nope, try again.” -HIm

         “Abra Cadabra?”-You

         “Sorry, that isn’t it.”-Him

         “Godammit, just get me the fucking chips already or so help me Dazai, I will murder the shit out of you!”-You

         “Bingo”-Him

-Will use you as a personal pillow or armrest whereever he goes.

-Since he’s a human tower compared to you, you have to crane your neck to see him (after awhile, it really hurts)

Kunikida:

-Thinks you’re very cute and can get easily flustered if you act adorable.

-Will gladly get anything from higher areas for you and will not complain.

-Kunikida would love to hold you tight and rest his chin on your head or pick you up for a hug

-If he starts ranting about his ideals, you can easily calm him down by hugging him and looking up to him.

-Overall a cute cudly couple

-You love to fall into his huge being and just stay there.

Mori: 

-Finds you very cute and will compliment you about that fact often.

-Is very loving and will listen to your rants about being small, no matter how annoying or irrelevant they may get.

-Gives the best side hugs that fit all the needs for a short human such as yourself.

-Secretly knows all of your clothing sizes and loves to go shopping with you.

Thank you for the luck!:) I hope I did you justice; it was sort of difficult because I’ve always been on the taller side and am currently 5″7, so i had to think about it for a while, lol. Comments, requests, etc. are always appreciated! Ask box is open.  

XOXO A.