"I am so cute and bitter."
âYou, uh... you wanna talk about it?â
âNo.â
...
âYes...â
almost home

JVL
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kiana Khansmith
trying on a metaphor

pixel skylines
Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me


izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle

â
YOU ARE THE REASON

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Sade Olutola
Stranger Things
Peter Solarz

seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from United States

seen from Indonesia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from United Kingdom

seen from India
seen from Italy

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Norway

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Australia
@thelittlestai
"I am so cute and bitter."
âYou, uh... you wanna talk about it?â
âNo.â
...
âYes...â

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
((no talk he angy))
popular text posts + ask memes
â i donât know what iâm doing with my life, but i know iâm doing it wrong â â i am so cute and bitter â â my life is one part âwaitâ and another part âwhatâ â â my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it â â i love sleeping to avoid problems â â i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do â â iâm hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years â â hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit â â we need some new and more powerful swears â â i get progressively uglier throughout the day â â iâm so miserable, but i laugh at everything â â i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine â â just because youâre trash doesnât mean you canât do great things. itâs called garbage can, not garbage cannot. â â 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame â â if you think iâm ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 â â 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it â â i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds â â hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i donât know many love songs, so itâs just uptown funk 18 times in a row. â â there are people who know me in real life who think iâm straight and thatâs really funny to me â â i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget â â yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the â â open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise â â iâm the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person â â that awful moment when you wake up â â damn haha iâm going to have to deal with that sooner or later â â are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch â â people our age have children what the hell i am a children â â i donât like your clothes. take them off. â â why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? â â after i die, iâll probably still complain â â people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel â â if i donât insult you daily, it means i donât like you â â do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry â â i need to get laid⌠to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. â â iâm trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me â â iâm overstressed and underfucked â â i canât wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree â â my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine â â my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment â â i donât have time for people who donât believe in aliens â â the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting â â why do good concert tickets happen to bad people â â i canât play hard to get iâm already hard to want â â iâm still pissed off about growing up â â if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper âshut the fuck upâ at least once every five minutes â â when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close â â single and ready to take a 20 hour nap â â write ânothing is set in stoneâ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back â â how do people even put up with me like i canât even put up with me â â the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead â â stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  â â sorry, iâm poor. i canât afford to pay attention â â aziz ansariâs voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall â â is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaireâs doorstep? â â my neutral expression makes me look like iâm always in a bad mood which is convenient because itâs usually true â â i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming â
Made for basebook, basebook organically farmed :D
thelittlestaiâ:
He held his hand out and it started to shine. The next moment, he was holding a small baseball bat.Â
âHardening and⌠and maniâŚmanifestation!â He stumbled, but caught up. âMy dad researches Aura and my mom is⌠um. Was. A huntress.â He quieted, his weapon vanishing. âUm. Yeah. And my sister! Sheâs also a huntress.â He nodded. His sister he could understand. But a woman heâd never met? It just confused him. âMy brothers arenât as strong, so they just help dad with research.â
Qrowâs eyes widened in surprise. He knew semblances could unlock early - his own was activated when he was a preschooler - but this kid seemed to have a strong mastery over his already. Then again, his father and brothers were scientists studying aura specifically. Maybe he shouldnnt be that surprised.
âThatâs a very cool semblance youâve got there, kiddo.â He said, sitting fully upright and rubbing the back of his head. Ow. âIs your dad also a medical doctor, or does he look at just aura?â
âYes, heâs a people doctor too.â Theo continued looking at the man. Aside from the apparent head bashing, he mostly just looked tired. And hungry. And... kind of like his dad looked sometimes. When his dad looked like that, it meant that he wouldnât be home for a few days. Like... now.
âHeâs at his research lab, though.â He felt a buzz in his pocket and pulled out his scroll. âOh. Looks like... thatâs where every else went too.â Had Theo really been standing out here so long that his brothers just decided to leave while he wasnât looking? He hesitated. He knew bringing strangers into the house was a bad idea, but this old man said heâs a Huntsman. And he was hurt. And he knew that if he wanted to be a Hunstman too, he had to help people.
âDo you have your uh... your Hunstman license?â

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
A Group Where We Give Only Bad Advice
ur fave is problematic: me
has abandonment issues
im never quiet
i will refer to you as âmy friendâ to other people if weâve talked more than twice
((boy mmy schedule has been fucking me in the ass oops))
Iâm always a slut for taiqrow
Rvb: ZERO is now 300% better

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
@thelittlestai (x)
Qrow groaned and pushed himself up so he could feel the back of his head. That was a fair sized knot back there, after all. He shook it once, trying to clear out the cobwebs and sighed.
Right, thereâd been a storm. Qrowâd thought that he could speed through it before things got too bad⌠He must have gotten knocked out with a hailstone.Â
Thank god he reverted back to his natural form when unconscious. That was something heâd never experienced before.
âHi Theo. My name is Qrow.â He offered the boy a quick smile. âIâm a Huntsman. You know what that is, right?â
He held his hand out and it started to shine. The next moment, he was holding a small baseball bat.Â
âHardening and... and mani...manifestation!â He stumbled, but caught up. âMy dad researches Aura and my mom is... um. Was. A huntress.â He quieted, his weapon vanishing. âUm. Yeah. And my sister! Sheâs also a huntress.â He nodded. His sister he could understand. But a woman heâd never met? It just confused him. âMy brothers arenât as strong, so they just help dad with research.â
((rwby rpers, you can also find me over at my new taiyang blog: @actualcooldadtaiyang i made it today so im still working on it
â youâve been mostly-dead all day. â
Qrow blinked up owlishly at the boy, trying to figure out what he was talking about. He was laying down, and had no idea how that had happened. The back of his head was throbbing, but it didnt feel like a hangover. It felt like someone had thumped him on the back of his head.
âWhoâre you?â he asked, trying to distract himself from the pain.
He shrugged, still staring at the man. Theo grew up in the city where, mostly, things typically didnât crash out of the sky. At least he was right. It had been raining, so his older brothers attributed it to the storm. But Theo had heard yelling too and since no one followed him out of the house, and he wasnât sure how to treat a head injury, he just started at the malnourished man until he woke up. Which seemed to be... right now.
âOh!â Right! He was asked a question. âTheo! My nameâs Theo.â
â the princess bride sentence starters â
â you mock my pain! â â life is pain. â â heâs only mostly dead. â â iâm on the brute squad. â â you are the brute squad. â â prepare to die. â â weâll never survive. â â nonsense. youâre only saying that because no one ever has. â â who are you? â â get used to disappointment. â â you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. â â iâll use small words so that youâll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. â â that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. â â drop. your. sword. â â shut up!! â  â youâve made your decision then? â â i bet my life on it! â â truly, you have dizzying intellect. â â youâre just stalling now. â â you guessed wrong. â â enough of that. â â surrender. â â you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. â â i hate waiting. â â morons. â â you are wonderful. â â you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill  you. â â why are you smiling? â â because i know something you donât know. â â goodnight. good work. iâll most likely kill you in the morning. â â oh, thereâs something i ought to tell you. â â think itâll work? â â it would take miracle. â â hear this now â i will always come for you. â â this is true love, you think this happens every day? â â death cannot stop true love. â â i died that day. â â we may as well die here. â â heâs dead. he canât talk. â  â as you wish. â  â why didnât you wait for me? â  â you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. â â you killed my love.  â â itâs possible. i kill a lot of people. â  â yes, youâre very smart. shut up. â  â youâve been mostly-dead all day. â â inconceivable!! â â let me explain. â  â your vote of confidence is overwhelming. â â what hideous sin have you committed lately? â â will you ever forgive me? â â thereâs a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. â Â
Yeah Iâm drawing rvb in 2020 keep moving
Requests open!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Does Jen Brown know I'd die for her? đ
the reds buy a food truck