blonde bombshell

I’m sure he was, because my first thought was Percy, but it obviously wasn’t him. I agree. He messed with our kids.

Percy would never do that to your kids. It’s more likely that he will go harder after Jason now if he knows that he did that to Matt and Rose.

Jason is the one who’s doing that? I have to go give out some apologies now. Also, I’m going to kill him.

I don’t know if he was the culprit for anyone else’s case, but he sure was the one to say that to Chris. And we should join forces to go after him.

Ok, I’ll bite even though I might regret asking. What is this big revenge you speak of?

Oh, you will know when the time comes. He will regret telling my son that tooth fairies aren’t real and making him cry for it.

Yeah, but now we have a real chance of making him shine. The two line kids are always the cutest.

And not only that, I get small revenge on Jason because Chris will have to kiss his daughter’s cheek again and that’s perfect until I’m ready to strike with the big revenge.

Why didn’t you start with two lines? I’m going to make him the star of the whole freaking thing.

If I didn’t tease you a little, it wouldn’t be me. He will be the star regardless of it, he’s just too cute for words.

Honestly, Athena should just find a bridge and get over it. Getting turned into a plant is no joke. My entire body was stiff for days.

I know, I remember the cramps I had in my hand for giving you so many massages. I think she just finds it funny, just like we do when Jason turns into a fern.

Ok, I will do my absolute best. But if he forgets his lines, that’s not on me. I warned you.

He only has two lines, anyway. I’m sure you will be a great acting coach.

You want me to turn back into Percactus? I thought you were on my side.

Of course I don’t want that, baby, but it’s kinda inevitable now since we are expecting again.

Well, you know.. Trial by error. He’s going to do great, all on his own. I believe in him.

But I already told him Uncle Nico is gonna help him. If you back down now, you will break his little heart.

But BB-8 was starting to get lonely being the only cat around! We had to.

The only thing I’m saying on this matter is: I hope both of them pee on you when you become a cactus again.

Well, I am still a student. Uh… Definitely go to Charlie for that.

But you are the one with the Leo Di Caprio acting skills and that’s exactly what he needs.

See? Having BB-8 around isn’t so bad after all. Now get ready for R2D2.

No... Please don’t tell me you two adopted another cat.

Nope. I have the acting skills of Leo Di Caprio.

Oh really? Because your godson is working on a school play and I think he would want some tips.

Charlie has taught me some of her acting skills. I think I could blend in seamlessly.

I find that hard to believe. Especially if I also put Sterling in a wig and make him bump into you somehow.

I have eyes everywhere. When I put on a blonde wig, you can’t even tell it’s me.

Don’t be so sure. I could recognize the death stare anywhere.

I think that if I were blonde, I would look like I belong in some weird country club, talking about golf and the stock market.

We also talk about the stock market in the vineyard tasting the new wines. Wait... Hey! How do you know about the secret blondes club?

I would appreciate that. Some people can pull it off. I look like a child with it.

I think you could have pulled off if they chose a better streak. Hell, I think you would even pull off the blonde look, but then you and Charlie would become Ken and Barbie.