beth

“I asked chat gpt—” yeah well I asked the mucklewains and they gave a sermon about not worshipping false idols

i have a lot to say on this but the first thing that struck me was the new omnitrix design. i think it’s really cool- but just missed the mark, only barely. overall i don’t think it’s bad, but i think the plain gray is not so cool. where’s the black? or some green? but overall the wires make it look very alien- which is something i think is intrinsic to a good omnitrix design.

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

my mind palace is made out of drywall and it is occupied by an angry 16 year old american boy who keeps punching holes into the wall and that is why i dont remember things

this is spiritually the mountain goats

i love this interpretation of ghost freak… i will never forgive omni verse for not making him creepy :(

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

terrified to be reposting this on main but i must live my truth

(three beers in) hey have you guys heard this band called The Mountain Goats?

me zero beers in tbh

bringing my pet puddle of gasoline to the smoking area of the club

is this what JD meant when he said “leave a little stain behind you everywhere you go”

THIS IS SO SO SO COOLLLL GAHHH

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

guy who doesn’t know how cold it gets at night: