Venom and Eddie

"Yeah, it's cool, isn't it bud? Anyway, uh.. Welcome to this shit show. Uh, feel free to ask questions and stuff; I bet a lot of you are curious about the miserable life of being an alien host."

"MISERABLE!? I MAKE YOUR LIFE SO MUCH BETTER- WITHOUT ME YOU ARE WEAK PATHETIC MEAT SACK!"

"Alright, alright- chill." Clears his throat. "Feel free to ask questions, I bet you all are curious about living with a parasite-"

"PARASITE!? YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU PUSSY!!"

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Welcome to my Venom and Eddie rp blog.

Eddie's text will be normal,

And Venom's text will be in red and italicized, though I will most likely forget the italicize a lot.

This blog is based on the movie adaptation of Venom.

This blog is a Symbrock blog; they are gay and they kiss and fuck. Monsterfuckers, feel free to interact with wonky questions; it will entertain me.

There will be NSFW content mentioned on this blog; I will try to warn about that stuff in posts, but just be prepared.

My main blog is @whatonearthisgoingon

Ask Rules are below the cut:

I LOVE EDDIE!!! How dare you suggest otherwise.

He's a pain in my ass. But I love him.

I will eat your brains..

You know you'll eat my dick first, whore.

.... Not wrong..

What are your thoughts on all the fan art that exists of Venom online?

.... No comment....

He has many comments in his head...

*shares my top tips on bad accounting principles*

.... what?

Don't worry about it, it's bad advice.

Very much. And very proud.

*stands on my office chair*

Mine are Athena (goddess of war and wisdom), Artemis (goddess of the hunt and the moon), and Nemesis (goddess of vengeance).

I wonder if Venom just generally has an interest in human myths and old stories 🤔

They are all very interesting.

Music isn't something we do too much, because Venom's noise sensitivity. Plus, he interrupts the lyrics a lot.

Obvi you're probably not scared for yourselves, but likely for your friends, and it must be stressful trying to take them all out without having the military called on you 😓

I heard on yt that there was some kinda "no kings" protest thing going on against the annoying orange's fuckass parade, so that's something I guess

A few ICE people that have come near our part of town, have mysteriously gone missing.. That's all we're going to say.

Yeah, scared for some of our friends. We were actually at a "no kings" protest. Making sure people were as save as possible. But yeah, it sucks.

Of all the babies you have had, which is your favorite child? Hahshs