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not to be out of pocket but when chubby boys jack off and the strokes make their gut jiggle i 🤤

well, y'know what they say

<nodding> awabawababa

that's right

Ummmmmm big fat hairy man fucking you while his belly rests on your back

And he's laying his full weight on you btw

shouting the fuck out to fat feeders, fat FAs, any fat folks in the community who are sometimes forgotten about. I feel like too many people default assume that if you’re not actively gaining you’re skinny, which is the opposite of what this community should be about.

internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

#my mom says being a boomer helps with how i refer to my internet friends because when she was young her friends were all hippies #and out there naming themselves things like Starflower and Lowest Common Denominator while setting federal buildings on fire #she also says she understands why young people don't do as much arson these days but thinks that means we should do it en masse

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Take me down to the Fat Boy City where the tums are fat and the boys have tiddies