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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

vergess

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

chamomile-dove

some friendship dynamics i doodled that i love a lot because im a certified FRIENDSHIP LOVER from the board of FRIENDIRECTORS on planet PLATONIC

perenial

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

perenial

I have an emergency need for good vibes and positivity

I am waging war on wasps again, and took a serious blow to my courage after finding a tick crawling on me and removing it

Pls send me the positive energy I'm trying not to completely lose it

#I hate ticks so much #it really took a lot out of me to handle #I'd be fine with the wasps if it weren't for that #speecher speaks

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enki2

the-adventures-of-dave

Sometimes you have to wonder if your pets make active choices or if they sometimes just end up like that

#Zuki does this sort of thing all the time it's so funny

kittywir3

I'm... I'm gonna cry. Actually teary. But it is done

I hate how I coloured the characters but I am sleep deprived as hell and had to get this ready before tomorrow morning cuz I gotta get busy w my day stuff and the time would end before I'd get home probably. Maybe I can try colouring the characters in again later, without the time crunch on my back. Speaking of which, this took 34 hours and 15 minutes

Turning all your characters to my queer agenda.

Some flavor queer Mabel, bi Stan, trans Dipper, bi aro Wendy, some flavor queer Soos, mlm demiaroce Ford.

"Yer killing my shoulders, sweetheart" Stan

Do I even need to comment? I made them wear the outfits I designed for em last pride (does anyone want the ref sheet? Cute outfits imo)

Love god's intersex now (and I fixed the necklace) BOOM

Ace Susan #I know I'm right

Lesbian Paz

And the queerest of them all!

And NOT happy to be in such a LAME pride party. Why is he here and not at a henchmaniac rainbow club rave? Is this an au where he's forced to be here?? Why is Steve here also???

YOU tell me!! Please. I'd love to hear headcanons of how this would happen to take place or whatever.

'Nyway #me at a party trying to ignore my old situationship so instead I glare at the diner owner like a petty coward

#oh wonderful!#Gravity Falls #the gang's all here!

softwaring

better photo of the triple rainbow last night 🌈🌈🌈

shimmywrites

take care of yourself and have a good day

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I put on my baseball cap backwards and instantly morph from a gal trying to keep the sun out of my face into a snot-nosed 14 year old boy named Brayden trying to skateboard for the first time

#I wear baseball caps (I will NOT call them dad hats) all the time esp at work #gotta protect my head and face from the sun #but it's soooo hot today I took off my hat in the car #and then put it back on bc the windows were down #but my forehead was sweaty so I put it on backwards #and was like ''why the fuck do I just look like some teenage boy now''#speecher speaks

hey uh

when you make large medical payments, esp electronically

follow up on any statements or explanations of benefits that you get later, just to make sure that you paid that money for a reason

bc I was submitting receipts for my FSA today, which meant I had to go through my EOBs and statements, and I couldn't find ANYWHERE anything related to an over $400 payment I had made

but I knew I made it bc I had an email receipt and saw the charge on my bank app, so I called the billing people

and guess what?

for some reason, I had been given a random charge for a different account

and I very clearly said "so I paid that money for nothing?" and was told "yes" and asked "can I get it back then?" and they said "yes"

so now I'll be getting that money back, but if I hadn't been poking around and called, I'd be out hundreds of dollars and not even know it!

keep track of your statements!

#also it took like 5 minutes it was a very short phone call #but yeah they uh charged me for a workman's comp account apparently????#WHICH THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO #no clue what happened there but I'll be getting that sweet sweet money back thank goodness #I need it. my AC needs to be replaced.#speecher speaks

Me: man I should really focus on building my savings up, it's good to have a nest egg in case my car breaks or I have a medical emergency

The AC: 🌝

#it still works don't worry!#we have very very bad heat right now but we can stay cool inside!#but it is doing Stuff that should get fixed or replaced #and with how old it is and everything replacing seems the better choice #speecher speaks

wholeheartedsuggestions

this post will find you when it needs to find you.

just some facts: you are loved. you are not alone. you are valuable. you are worthy of good things. you are deserving of self love and forgiveness. i’m glad you’re still here.

pifflish

Young Wizards book 2 be like

dduane

And let's not forget this. :)

#sooooooo fucking good #Young Wizards

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chungledown-bimothy

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

#when people light up? when they just keep going? YES

busyboyfloyd

For #ThrowbackThursday have a picture of me as a kitten already lounging like I own the place!

#queue me in

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