The Lamb Family

With a name like Roger Pack, of course he was going to be my first werewolf.

Can this kind-hearted ‘hot pixar dad’ balance his career, his farm, his sudden anger management issues, and his strange sensitivity to moonlight? SPOILER: Of course he can, because I’m a benevolent micromanaging dictator, but it should still be fun.

Thoughts about werewolves below:

Cyrus naps in his tiny-yet-adorable hipster house.

That’s all we’ve got for Bryan’s island life. Things are going great! He’s still at the top of his game career-wise, pumping out endless spinoffs and remakes and pulling in that cash.

When he’s not working, there’s still a lot of island to explore and enjoy.

And Ukupanipo has been the perfect partner and an extremely capable guide to all the secrets there are to discover. 

We’ll be seeing more of Bryan, but for now we’re going to branch out and visit with some other sims in his extended universe. Until next time!

Bryan and Ukupanipo have been together for a while, and things are going very well in their secluded island paradise. Bryan finally asks if he’d like to make it official. Want to put a label on this great thing we have?

I mean... DUH. Ukupanipo is in agreement. Let’s see where it leads us! And more importantly, SELFIE TIME!

It’s happening: Bryan has acted in so many freaking movies that the industry was basically forced to give him a celebrity tile on Starlight Blvd. He might not be acting in the most groundbreaking or experimental films ever made... but they have made a lot of people a lot of money.

Bryan places his tile with several fans present and basks in the glory of his own hard-earned success. It reads:

“Bryan Keane. For gifting the world with one incredible performance after another, and shining a light on the need for environmental harmony worldwide.”

Ukupanipo showed up too, and Bryan made a show of his appreciation there as well. That should give the paparazzi something to talk about.

After making it home, Ukupanipo extends his own personal congratulations for the accolade as well.

Bryan invites Ukupanipo in for a meal and the two spend some time talking. Ukupanipo kindly lets Bryan know he’s not trying to rush him into anything, and understands if he needs some time. Bryan, appreciative, stands to clean up and Ukupanipo says goodbye...

To Bryan’s surprise, when he makes it back home Ukupanipo is waiting for him. It’s been several days since they’ve seen each other and he wanted to check in.

A few days after his breakup, Bryan crashes a party, gets totally fucking blitzed:

Makes a spectacle of himself in front of the ever-present paparazzi:

And escapes into the water, going full mermaid in front of everyone and effectively outing himself. Whoops.