Not to be that person but I keep slipping in and out of dimensions

oh u haven’t heard?? it’s all gonna be ok

songs to touch the stove to

on all levels except physical I am at the bottom of a swimming pool

I’ve been trying to do a lot of things…i haven’t done any of them but I’ve been trying to

haha no bro i promise im okay! *dissolves due to loneliness*

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

i’m at a loss for worms

minimalist bedrooms are nice but you’ll never catch my cluttered materialist ass alive

being a lesbian is about imagining you and your future wife grocery shopping together and crying

where are my museum gift shop memes

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

welcome to my yeet and greet