the last beautiful thing

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

world heritage post

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

Oh my god damn

“how many times are you going to listen to that song” until the void in my heart is filled

My mum’s at an Asian supermarket and she’s sending me photos of everything she sees involving Jinu coz she knows how much I love KPDH, and I just had to tell her that the guy in the pictures is actually Jin from BTS

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.