the last beautiful thing

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

Oh my god damn

“how many times are you going to listen to that song” until the void in my heart is filled

My mum’s at an Asian supermarket and she’s sending me photos of everything she sees involving Jinu coz she knows how much I love KPDH, and I just had to tell her that the guy in the pictures is actually Jin from BTS

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

I am called Ahab, and soon that whale will fall at last as Porphyrios of old. Let us rally, deckhands and harpooners! Let us go till the salty, bloody end! Loose the sails!!!

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.