Babysitter Headcanons for the Levi Squad Boys
Levi is the best by far out of the group in terms of the fact that the kids would listen to him without question. He already is pretty much a babysitter for most of the series so I don't think I have to break down his tactics too much.
Connie would be good with kids too, he'd just be more chaotic. He's already an older brother so he knows how to be annoying in a fun way. He'd get them into so much trouble sometimes but he would also gladly help them out of it and take the blame for stuff.
Armin would be fine with kids, but I think he'd be too strict and boring for the rowdy kiddos. They wouldn't really respect him, poor guy lol.
Jean would try his hardest and maybe be able to manage the calmer kids, but the chaotic ones would catch onto his short temper and pridefulness and use it against him to get what they wanted. Ether that or Jean would be too distracted by a girl across the street to actually do his job.
Eren is confused by kids. They make him uncomfortable and he thinks their gross. He just wouldn't want to be there and would let the kids do whatever they wanted because, "They have to learn how to survive in this cruel world on their own." However, there is a very rare chance that a kid might be brave enough to strike up a conversation with him, and if they aren't annoying and are respectful, Eren might make a connection with them, and do his best to take care of them. His way of taking care of them is probably not the healthiest though since he'd probably just teach them to follow their dreams but giving into their base impulses of revenge or something.
Bonus!
I think Marco would have been the best with kids. He has fun baby sitter energy you know? Like he's keep everyone on track with bedtimes, chores, and safety, but he'd also come up with super fun games and let the kiddos have an extra snack or two. I just like the idea of him giving a kiddo a piggy back ride, or pushing them on a swing. RIP Marco bro.
