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The development of Stellaris is honestly kind of fascinating as games go. If they follow through the promises in the last dev diary I think literally every system besides the basic UI and how to command ships will have been reworked from scratch at least twice.
Possibly literally the only single player game in existence I've ever seen where they started pivoting over to a subscription model and the fanbase mostly went 'yeah fair'
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being alive has been so awesome lately
What are your thoughts vis a vis cartoon anvils and/or dropped pianos
spongebob makes burgers in the back of the kitchen. he passes the burgers through a window, to squidward, who is his male coworker. squidward hands the burgers to the customers of the restaurant that both Squidward and Spongebob work for.
Much to consider
Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
you can't fake this level of fear
Additional context for the viewers at home: this is an entirely appropriate reaction.
The dude on the left is a bracken, and it will murder you if you look at it for too long.
The dude on the right is a coilhead, and it will murder you if you don't look at it, weeping angel style.
The fact that you even survived is remarkable.
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
2. Help the people around you to be silly
Excellent addition!
variations on "feel old yet" meme:
lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago
lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago
lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago
lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago
real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago
real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago
event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago
event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago
event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago
real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago
lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago
lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago
real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago
reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years
reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years
reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years
reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years
reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years
reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes
real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago
lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago
reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow
reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes
real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago
lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago
lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago
making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago
technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago
threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days
non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar
non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire
lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago
self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago
giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\
i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?
declarative statement: you feel old.
subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.
reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.
reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago
do you fear the sunfish
Nah, he's chill. Basically an honorary jellyfish
(his ass did NOT read the Wikipedia page properly)
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do you fear the sunfish
Nah, he's chill. Basically an honorary jellyfish
just remembered music is real
This post is for fans of MUSIC only
Ancient vampire in modern day looking at pride flags: whose guild bann'rs doth these belongeth to
I could tell you if any building is a twink, butch, Femme, Bear, bisexual man, bi girl, or any number of other things
For example
Boston City hall, that's a butch with some complicated feelings about the role of government
Philadelphia City Hall is an extravagant Bisexual man who romanticizes paris
The Auditorium building is a slightly butch bi girl in college who gets involved in theater
Sears Tower
He's was twink who got an office job and is confused on why we need liberation if we have marriage equality, but still tries to listen to people
Reunion Tower:
I'm getting some Femme vibes honestly
The twin towers were straight and heterosexually married
She's a trans girl who uses a bit too much make up when getting ready
20 something twink with a job at Amazon, does coke on the weekends
The Shard
Femme who dyes her hair frequently and does fad diets
The gherkin is a large butch woman who comes off as imposing but is a kind soul if you get to know her
US Bank tower
Typical White Gay man who works out a little bit
Roblox HQ (I think)
In the closet and a tad homophobic but they'll realize a few things in college
Chicago 2 flat
Dyke
El Servilletero
Finally, a bear, he is large but kind, he makes abstract art pieces in his free time
Hollings building (the toast rack), University of Manchester
Again a butch, but she works in the sciences
National library of Belarus
He is a modernist thinker who feels we must simultaneously preserve the past and move past it, he's tall and for some reason dyed his hair dark blue.
Alhambra
A sweet older woman, she speaks both Spanish and Arabic and has a noble vibe, she has had the same girlfriend for 50 years, and works as a sculpter after growing a bit tired of religion
Lloyd's building
Twink who believes himself to have transcended death as he rapidly loses his last shreds of humanity
Carnegie Hall?
An aged and refined man, he was an opera singer for 40 years and now donates some of his fortune to the city opera annually alongside his socialite husband
I am getting some botanist vibes from the Sydney opera house, she's a lesbian who maintains a garden in her back yard
This is one of those guys that dress us like it's 1887 and still manages to hook up with a different guy each night, he works as a rail Conductor
Military buff autistic (derogatory)
An older lesbian who works as a baker, not really femme or butch, she calls herself a business woman
Super fucking Canadian, like he is overly Canadian, he's like really tall and played basketball. He occasionally reads books on early sinosoviet relations
Eustin Station
He is a goth bi man but he is really bad at it
Philadelphia Art Museum
Very legalistic, very large, bordering on bear, really Artsy but also kinda fucking pretentious about it
Lakhta center
She is obsessed with Gold Leaf as a form of decoration and will make it your problem, she also is really pretentious but can be kind, a bit girl who currently is leaning a bit more towards men
20 Fenway Street
A minimalist who should not be allowed near a home built pre-1940, he is a sadist and is known to go cruising, he likes to cook eggs
Iām obsessed with how this post has become an archive of notable architecture.
Palace of Culture and Science
Bit overbearing and pretty big, a rude and pretentious man who has odd political opinions which are contradictory at best
Flatiron Building
An academic man, he lives art deco architecture and has been studying the city of New York for 30 years, he loves triangular things
Castle of Richard the Lionheart in Kyiv
She's tall and noble, she feels like she is the most important person and she's right, tragically she is straight
Leaning tower of Pisa
She's a classicist and an architect, she's a bit thin and gets a bit confused in her older years but she appreciates her fame
Marina City
They are a pair of sisters who greatly care for each other, the love polka dots and feel comfortable in life, both look out for the other and are trying to find girlfriends (they're both after the tribune tower currently)
Habitat 67
He is not doing well mentally and has been through the fucking ringer, he has a unstable relationship with his boyfriend, French canadian
Sagrada Familia
God's Faggiest Catholic
Coit Tower
A fan of the classics, he loves to go on hikes and meet men in the Castro, has some concerning politics
Library of Congress
An aroace archivist, who has time for romance when the whole of human knowledge is at your fingertips
Ooh, do St. Pancras next!
I am about to open the gateway to the L-Cluster, a zone of space unreachable by ordinary hyperlanes.
NOOOOO TOM DON'T LET THEM OUT
TOOOOOOOM
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